A funny thing happened

What funny things have happened to you all during the course of the day.

I was rather amused this morning when my nightime nappy decided to drop to the floor quite unexpectedly whilst I was making a cup of tea.

Fortunately the wife was not around to witness my embarrasement.

My wife asked me at breakfast this morning, what I was dreaming about last night? I responded by, shrugging my shoulders, and I said, I didn’t remember anything. Lots of times, I do remember dreaming something, but this day, nothing.

She said, she woke up and my diaper,(a Rearz inspire+Incontrol nightime) was making lots of crinkle noises. She looked over, and said I was moving up and down, like I was humping my diaper. She said, she felt jealous cause she wasn’t participating. That would have been fine with me, but I still have no recollection of anything. CRUNCH CRUNCH, CRINKLE CRINKLE, I didn’t know I made a wrinkle! ???

Well Luvs, shame on your wife for not waking you up so she could participate. I bet a good swat to your bottom would have woken you up.

Well Luvs, shame on your wife for not waking you up so she could participate. I bet a good swat to your bottom would have woken you up.

LOL, yes that would have done, to wake me up. The spell might have been broken though. This could always be replayed while awake, and probably will. ???

I have it on good authority she will wake Luvs up. At the very least to find out what he is dreaming about. ?

*thumbs up to hazeleyes and hands her a nice sized paddle 😄

*takes paddle and hides it for easy access*. Thank you MissStress! ?