You guys are all gonna die!

You have to see this Youtube video on masturbation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEF4EgIv6Nc

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I must warn my husband.

One of the oddest sex videos (actually narrated cartoons) I've ever seen. I may have to increase masturbating to the levels she suggests to see if any of the ill effects happens. At 65, I may have outgrown them.

Eric

OK... what I'm curious about is that the comments aren't filled with people calling out this most obvious bullshit!

So masturbation will kill you. But would sex with a partner 4 or 5 times a day cause the same effect? Oh it doesn't? Huh, damnest thing isn't it.

"OK... what I'm curious about is that the comments aren't filled with people calling out this most obvious bullshit!"

Hang on I am still driving . Lol

That was funny. According to that I should be bald from my to my feet.

It is strange she seems to assume females don’t masturbate.

Course

Let me tell you a little secret: we're ALL going to die.

(Hope that didn't ruin anyone's weekend.)

This information has cum way too late for me. ;-)

That was funny. According to that I should be bald from my to my feet.

It is strange she seems to assume females don’t masturbate.

Course

Damn right we don't masturbate. We're proper people with scruples and dignity!

I can't believe I could actually type that without falling off my chair!

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OK... what I'm curious about is that the comments aren't filled with people calling out this most obvious bullshit!

I think the only people who have seen the video must be from the bible belt!

Damn right we don't masturbate. We're proper people with scruples and dignity!

I can't believe I could actually type that without falling off my chair!

I'm surprised you could, too! Not even any bunches of coy devilish smiley faces! ??? (huge number of smileys in Apple's collection - haven't decided which is the best post-orgasm face yet)(maybe this one? ?)

Coincidentally, I'm sitting with my cat in my lap recovering from a lovely orgasm I had an hour ago wearing my neoprene rubber sweatsuit, Converse sneakers and a SquareEgg plug. Best one I've had in weeks. ?

I'd better keep that under wraps or someone will discover I have no scruples and dignity!

Eric

Good fucking grief. What silliness in concentrated form. I would hope this is a joke, but I bet it's something shown in abstinence-only sex ed ...

Btw - it sounded to me like they couldn't find anybody willing to do the ridiculous narrative without bursting out laughing, so they used a computer generated voice. Notice the odd intonation and inflection and how the flow of words and the silences in between don't sound normal.

Anyway - utterly ridiculous. But great for a late-night laugh ... ha ha ha

I think I've got it!! The text must have been written by general Jack D. Ripper. He has finally come up with a consistent theory of how the loss of Purity of Essence affects the body ... ha ha ha ha.

And noticed how the narration used the word 'porno' - instead of 'porn'? That's usually a giveaway that people using the word vehemently condemn watching sexually explicit material. Odd how just 1 little vowel can cause such a change in the meaning and connotation of a word. But it does.

@agracier said

And noticed how the narration used the word 'porno' - instead of 'porn'? That's usually a giveaway that people using the word vehemently condemn watching sexually explicit material. Odd how just 1 little vowel can cause such a change in the meaning and connotation of a word. But it does.

Yes indeed. The other giveaway is the rest of that statement -

Also, avoid watching porno, as this will steal your focus and your attention, preventing you from concentrating on more important aspects of your life, and will naturally cause you to masturbate more and more, making you into a slave.

It's a not very well disguised statement suggesting anything sexual is intrinsically bad and harmful. It's notable that the video doesn't advocate sex with a partner instead of maturbation, perhaps because that too will cause a rise in body temperature. 😁

I think the only people who have seen the video must be from the bible belt!

@SwitchableSusie I agree. I once followed a forum that was Christian-anti-masturbation and holy crap did they spout a whole bunch of BULLSHIT!! How it makes a man weak, and lethargic, and prone to cheating, and causes him to withdraw from his family, and sexually abuse his children. They even argued whether a husband could masturbate about his wife while he was away on business!!! And on the phone with her!

Holy FUCK did they want to make everyone's life miserable and guilt-full!!!

Too late for me Ha Ha

I was actually getting quite tired on a long drive earlier this week so I turned on some podcasts to listen to to help me stay awake. The content of these podcasts? Why masturbation is a GOOD thing, the benefits of masturbation, and explanations on how to masturbate-both solo and mutual. The two ladies are Christians that have a sex podcast. No big deal. Lol

A couple of their other topics include: their views on anal sex (I haven't listened to that one yet; although, spoiler alert- they are for it) and oral sex-what is it and how to do it better.

These gals are funny and engaging and I love how they are trying to bring "taboo" subjects into the mainstream.

The Video. Hahahahahahaha!!! Holy ****!! It was bad enough growing up as a kid in the late 1950s / early 1960s UK. So much heavy repression. I remember boys at my grammar school being publicly humiliated and caned because they were caught masturbating. We had crazy, vicious RE masters and priests telling us we would go to Hell because of tnis 'vile, filthy and disgusting sin'. We had lectures about 'beastliness'!!! ( They never actually used the word masturbate / masturbation). After a very technical Biology lesson ( for the boys) at grammar school, I raised ( pardon the pun) the subject of masturbation with my dad. Oh my....he gave me a severe beating and told me never to mention such disgusting filth again (I was aged 12). No wonder I had so many hang ups coupled with shame and guilt.

But, of course I wanked & discussed it with my friends. Well, I still masturbate fairly regularly. I have not gone blind, lost my hair, or suffered any deterioration in my general health. Am I bound for Hell? I guess so. Hahahahahahaha. Oh my....

I stop listening when people cite a .org site in their case, its 2017 how hard is it to do a google scholar search.

Welcome to the Matrix or maybe even the world of Blade Runner and their replicants. I just have to laugh.

(I have a particularly fondness of the first time seeing Blade Runner. My first wife and I were at the beach in October and we had made love earlier in the evening after dinner. The movie came on Cinemax and as we watched it, we both became aroused again, but not because of the movie content per se. A combination of lubricant, precum, and whatever natural moisture/lubrication came from sliding my cock between the cheeks of her buttocks, she finally reached back and slid me in to he rectum. It was a slow and eventually very deep anal penetration and our first even though we had talked about it in the past. We lay watching most of the movie with me slowly sliding in and out of her ass. No prior enemas that I know of. But I digress)

It is a computer generated female voice, with soft elevator (or lift for some of you) music playing in the background. I thought I was listening to the female voice from my phone giving out directions from my mapping program. In addition to the choice of words (I will guess that the words to use were pulled out of the ass of a some human unless you believe in the 10,000 monkey theory of probability warning us about masturbation), the cadence and inflection of the speech pattern are just slightly off.

Is it okay if you masturbate with or in front of your partner?

"humid air is absorbed"..."arriving at the brain and producing a thermal shock"

Quick! Everyone HOLD YOUR BREATH! Trust me, it's for your health, that toxic air is ruining your brain!

I once followed a forum that was Christian-anti-masturbation and holy crap did they spout a whole bunch of BULLSHIT!! How it makes a man weak, and lethargic, and prone to cheating, and causes him to withdraw from his family, and sexually abuse his children. They even argued whether a husband could masturbate about his wife while he was away on business!!! And on the phone with her!

Holy FUCK did they want to make everyone's life miserable and guilt-full!!!

What a miserable way to go through life. Not only do they wallow in guilt, self-deprivation and self-loathing, but they insist on pushing that lifestyle on others.

My only advice to the folks who actually spent time producing that video: get a life!

I was going to write a brilliant and funny reply about this hair loss commercial.

What the hell? I can't remember what, um, where are my reading glasses? I'm feeling so, I don't know. Damn! What was I going to write about?

I'm going to finish watching that pron video and take an enema and masturbate. Maybe look for a toupe.

I now masturbate using tantra semen retention--I orgasm but do not ejaculate, so i get all the pleasure with none of the negatives. It is awesome, and feels so much better than the old quick masturbation sessions!!

It now says video is no longer available, so I must remain unenlightened.