Variety being the spice of life, I tried something different this morning. Quite some time ago, I assembled an enema apparatus by connecting a length of neoprene hose to an outboard motor priming bulb and connected the other end with an aluminum nozzle that is 1 inch in diameter (at is maximum diameter) and about 6 inches in length. Without naming the brand name of the nozzle it was available on line. Being aluminum, you immediately feel the warmth of the warm water entering you.
I then laid back in the tub and turned the hot water tempered with just a bit of cold water so as not to scald myself. As soon as the water was high enough, I primed the enema apparatus and pushed the nozzle high up into my bottom after lubing it up and then laid back letting the water continue to fill the tub. About half way up, I added a generous amount of bubble bath and laid back to enjoy a wonderful bath with bubbles completely hiding anything below the surface of the water!!
After completely the tub was completely full, I squeezed the bulb for the first time immediately feeling that warm water and stirring up my desires!! The first 8 pumps were done slowly as it seemed difficult to accept the water at first. I had had way too much to eat the previous day for all three meals and followed by a very filling dessert!! After 10 pumps, my plumbing accepted further water with ease. After about 20 pumps or so, in walks my husband to ask me a few questions about what was needed at the grocery store as he was about to take the kids for a walk and then on to the grocery store. The man had no idea that I was taking an enema as for all appearances, I was simply taking a bubble bath. Little did he know that nature was beginning to make an urgent call for me to hop out of the tub and get to the commode.
Before he left (after about 5 minutes), the "urgency" had subsided, I resumed the pumping with little of any difficulty, urgency, or discomfort. I wanted to have a thorough clean out so I kept on pumping until I reached 46 squeezes of the bulb. (When I first made this apparatus up, I calibrated it by filling a 2 quart container which took 26 pumps.) I later calculated that I had taken on about 3.5 quarts!! I could not believe it!! And I think I could have taken a bit more but thought better of it. Still, no particular urgency until I got up out of the tub, and WHOA!!! The pressure became unbearable and I hot footed a couple steps to the commode and proceeded to off load all those horrible impurities. Wave after wave after wave hit me and I thought I would be stuck all day long in the bathroom!!
Finally, thinking I was done, I got up and got about 2 feet before having to return to the commode 3 more times for additional and urgent discharge of my bodily impurities. At last, my duty in the bathroom was completed and I have to admit I felt about 7 pounds lighter!! lol.
This was by far a record amount of enema that I never thought I would be able to hold and so easily even though my plumbing was already plenty full for the previous days meals!! I was fascinated that it was so easily taken why laying back in the tub!!! And I laugh to myself that my husband had no idea what I was up to!! I might have earned a trip over his knee had he known!! (that would not be bad either!!)
I would sure appreciate hearing of any similar experience that other have had to mine.
Denise