My Mother did not get me my own enema bag, but her Mother did... well, sort of anyway. I had been after Mom to give me an adult enema ever since a neighbor girl had told me that her Mom had given her one with her douche bag.
I had no idea what an adult enema was although Mom had given me plenty of enemas with a small red bulb that she had for that purpose. My friend really encouraged me to get Mom to give one though saying that "I would really enjoy it!".
Well, after Dattie told me about her adventure with her Mom I went straight into my house and found Mom sitting at the kitchen table drinking day old coffee and smoking one of her Salem cigarettes. I sat down across from her and asked her straight out if she would please give me an adult enema. She looked at me like I had a screw loose and asked where in the world had I heard of such a thing. I told her. She just shook her head. I did not give up. In fact, Day after day, I bugged her and still no adult enema. After a month or so of trying I decided that if I was ever going to get one, I needed help. So I decided to enlist Mom's Mother for the help I needed.
One afternoon after I had done my chores around the house, I rode my bike over to Grandma's. I knocked on her door and I think I surprised her when she opened the door. This was not something I did very often. Grandma asked me in and we went into her kitchen where she gave me a coke. I sat down at her table and she joined me with a coke herself. I didn't hem haw around and definitely did not beat around the bush. I went straight for help. Grandma listened and after I had entered my plea, she took my hands into hers and looked me straight in the eye. When she had my total attention, she spoke saying, "Mike, do you really know what you are asking for?" I smiled but couldn't really answer. Then, she said "Mike, you really should be careful for what you ask for grandchild! Often what we ask for is not what we thought it would be. I, personally, think your little friend, Dattie, was exaggerating a bit when she said she enjoyed taking one of those things." I said "I understand Grandma, but I still want Mom to give me one, can't you help me?" Well, Grandma still looking me straight in the eye said "ok, Mike, I'll see what I can do." Then she said " I don't really think your Mother has a "douche" bag in her house so I had better get her one!" I smiled, then, I got up and gave Grandma a big hug. Then, Grandma got up and the two of us walked over to the door where I again gave her another big hug and a kiss followed by a big thank you. Grandma waved as I rode off towards home.
Once I got home I went into my room for a while, but I soon got up and went onto our porch where there was a swing. I was on that swing when Grandma drove up into our driveway. I watched as she got out of her car and saw that she was carrying a big sack with a reddish orange and black box sticking out of it. She came onto the porch, patted the sack and entered the house. About 10 minutes later she exited our house and sat down on the swing with me. Before I could say a word, Grandma spoke saying "ok, Mike, I have done all I can. I spoke to your Mom about giving you that adult enema that you have been craving for at least a month. I even brought her an item to do it with. Now it is up to her." I gave Grandma a kiss and thanked her once again. She got up and left the porch going back to her car. She was soon gone and I waited on Mom to come get me. Well, she didn't.
Days went by and then weeks. I still had not gotten that adult enema I wanted so bad. That all changed one Saturday morning about a month later. Mom woke me up early and with gentle hand guided me into my bathroom where she had prepared my special adult enema. That morning, Mom ended up giving me three adult enemas with the Rexall Victoria Combination syringe Grandma had bought Mom for me.