Truth is stranger than fiction.

The 'other' sex club in Toronto, Oasis Aqualounge (I belong to Menage a Quatre) is a dealer for those $10,000 love dolls 'Real Doll'. You can rent a Real Doll on premises!!!

This brings up some weird shit

- Who wants to fuck a doll?

- Who wants to fuck a RENTAL Real Doll?

- At Oasis, you have a 100% chance of getting lucky with a living woman/man/trans.

- Sex clubs have no doors, no privacy. You would be right out there in the open, boinking your new silicone sweetheart.

- You think your job sucks? At least you're not the orifice cleaner in the Real Doll rental department.

From their website-

Oasis Aqualounge offers the only North American location where you can try before you buy.

oasisaqualounge.com

I have some thoughts on this.

Who wants to fuck a doll?

Well, it's kind of a fetish, just like all of the other wild & crazy stuff we enjoy. (This includes all of the topics on Zity. I've seen more than a few people flabbergasted over why anyone would enjoy enemas.)

With doll-fucking, you have something completely under your control, that you can do anything you want to, and it won't resist you in any way. It's not my particular kink, but I can imagine how someone would like that. It's not necessarily a replacement for sex with a real person -- just something you could do in addition to live sex.

Personally, while I'm not into dolls... I am into weird. So I can see myself giving a doll a try, given an opportunity. (I'd guess I'd find it unsatisfying, but it's at least something I could check off my list.)

Who wants to fuck a RENTAL Real Doll?

Probably not me; it's not a big enough kink for me that I'd go that far. But if you have a doll fantasy or fetish, and don't have $10K to spend, then this looks like your next best option.

FWIW, RealDolls generally have removable orifices, and high-quality silicone can be sterilized by boiling and/or bleaching. So, with proper maintenance, it's definitely going to be cleaner than any live person you're sticking your dick into.

You would be right out there in the open, boinking your new silicone sweetheart.

Again, this could be part of someone's fetish for all we know. Lotsa exhibitionists out there.

You think your job sucks? At least you're not the orifice cleaner in the Real Doll rental department.

Sure, but that comes (ahem) with the territory. I regularly volunteer with setup and tear-down at our local sex-positive BDSM events. The work is mostly mundane, but you have to be prepared for body fluids -- so you glove up and focus on doing a good thing for the community. Just imagine all of the fun someone had in part because of the help you're providing!

Also: if this club has good standards, they'll probably have a policy that you clean your own spooge out of a RealDoll when you're done with it. The less you're exposing others to your own pathogen risk, the better.

Ok, fantaseeker- I'll give you fucking a doll. Is it any weirder than a rubber sex toy?

I'm a little squeemish about the 'rental' part.

The male 'Real Doll' will not take out the garbage, so it's essentially useless.

P.S. I'm sounding more like a lesbian every day.

I'll give you fucking a doll. Is it any weirder than a rubber sex toy?

Well... yes. 😜

Rubber sex toys (i.e. Fleshlights) don't have inanimate faces with lifeless eyes. That's weird.

Of course, disembodied vaginas aren't exactly normal. But without the face, they are far outside of the Uncanny Valley, and so don't seem as creepy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley

I'm a little squeemish about the 'rental' part.

I am as well. Even if I know it's safe, there's still the mental "ick" factor for me.

I also have a fun sort-of-related story. A little while ago I was playing with a friend of mine who had a big hypnosis fetish. She wanted to be hypnotized so that she was frozen in place, effectively turning into her into a real-life RealDoll... and then used for my own sexual pleasure. (And her own pleasure too, but her kink was objectification, and objects don't have reactions or sensations.)

So I did some studying on hypnosis techniques. We tried them out, and they were really successful. With just one spoken word, I could immediately turn her into a "lifeless" doll; she would hold any position I put her in, but wouldn't speak or move on her own. She'd just stare straight ahead with a blank expression, regardless of what I did to her.

And, because it was a huge part of her fantasy, I had sex with her while she was in her doll state. Even though fucking a doll wasn't something I had really thought about before, I found it incredibly exciting to be able to do that to her. I could touch her however I wanted, fuck her really hard, and say anything I wanted... and she'd just lie there, not reacting.

We'll often hear people complain about how someone who "starfishes" (i.e.: just lays there and doesn't move around or vocalize their pleasure) is a bad sex partner. This was something different though; I had a real person, who was massively enjoying this experience... but was locked away in this nearly inanimate shell. And I was the one who held the key. That's a huge power rush, and we both reveled in it.

So, I can get a sense of what people who enjoy RealDolls might be feeling. My "doll" was still warm, and wet, and had a mind underneath it all, so I don't think it's quite the same. But I see some of the appeal.

Buttwoman said "The male 'Real Doll' will not take out the garbage, so it's essentially useless.

P.S. I'm sounding more like a lesbian every day."

I dont take out the garbage all the time either.

Reminds me of a variation of an old joke,

What do you call a "RealDoll" with a runny nose?

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