Can I make homemade lube?

Is it possible to make anal lube at home using whatever I can find in like a supermarket that will last long in a container without being refrigerated?

I tried using oil but it just feels like it doesnt help me stretch out as much as other things

As a chemist, I hate all chemicals and pharmaceutical products, they can be avoided. Eating healthy, non processed food, marijuana instead of Viagra, natural saliva and vaginal secretions should be sufficient for vaginal sex. If this is not sufficient for vaginal sex, you are doing it wrong. Some trends have been for palm oils for anal, but I like the old fashioned olive oil.

Ever wonder why Popeye's girlfriend was named "Olive Oil?"

Butter can be good but not vaginally.

Once while living off the grid in the mountains, I purified some bacon grease that really was good for masturbation and anal. I was surprised....

He said he wants to make ANAL LUBE and he doesn't like oils.

And I might add, there are different types of oils, each with different viscosity, and melting point, Try combining them... canola, almond oil, etc.....

Well, have fun with that, I just don't like chemicals.... Ky has a bunch of products, but God forbid that 20 years from now they find it makes your dick, or vagina glow in the dark, or worse....

And I hate to think of all the poor animals that get tested, tortured and euthanized for developing that shit. I believe in making the future I want to see. I live in Oregon, not specifying where, my water is from the well, I tested it my self, pH7. ate salmon tonight, and other things... Have fun!..

KY has been around for 75 years. It hasn't made anything glow.

BTW, the OP clearly said he doesn't like oils.

KY has been around for 75 years. It hasn't made anything glow.

@SwitchableSusie - that is good news! Now I can rest easy - but on the other hand being able to use my pussy as a night light may not have been all that bad. 😉

Not everyone takes me seriously, but they should... http://www.theecologist.org/green_green_living/behind_the_label/269286/behind_the_label_ky_jelly.html

http://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/some-popular-vaginal-products-linked-infections-study-finds-f1C8978663

http://cen.acs.org/articles/90/i50/Studies-Raise-Questions-Safety-Personal.html

http://www.peta.org/blog/lube-is-much-more-loving-when-its-cruelty-free/

As I said, I am a chemist, I know things....

@Lora_C muses :

but on the other hand being able to use my pussy as a night light may not have been all that bad. 😉

I guess after all there is light at the end of the "tunnel". . depends on how far one opens the "curtains" so to speak. . .Now I wonder how they came by the term "flashing" - quite the illuminating experience.

On the subject of homemade lube try google. . . tags -- alternative personal lubricants or naturally occurring lubes

He said he wants to make ANAL LUBE and he doesn't like oils.

@SwitchableSusie : I'm always waiting for your correcting comments. :-)

Lora C said

. . . .on the other hand being able to use my pussy as a night light may not have been all that bad. 😉

That Australian said:

I guess after all there is light at the end of the "tunnel". . . .

I don't think light at the END of the tunnel is as important as light at the ENTRANCE to the tunnel. 😁 😁 😁

This is one of those questions I can only answer with 'Why?'. Lube is dirt cheap, available everywhere, and not embarrassing to buy. It's a little like making your own ketchup...I supose you could, but again...Why?

This is one of those questions I can only answer with 'Why?'. Lube is dirt cheap, available everywhere, and not embarrassing to buy. It's a little like making your own ketchup...I supose you could, but again...Why?

I think he is either underage, lives with his parents friends or has some other reason that he has to hide his lube from others in the house and being in the refrigerator would "out" his kinks.

Switchablesusie- makes some sense, but as a teenager I managed to hide a box of toys, lube, contraband, even a dildo the size of a horsecock, from a housefull of prying sibblings, and snooping parents. Teenagers are remarkably ingenious.

He said he did not want to use the refrigerator.

Hiding is easy, but the refrigerator is not a good hiding place because the entire household goes in there.

It's a little like making your own ketchup...I supose you could, but again...Why?

When I make my own ketchup I control what is or isn't in it (ie: very low sugar, no thickeners, no chemical preservatives added). If I could find a decent homemade lube I would give it a try as well for the same reasons.

Making my own homemade stuff is not uncommon, it's what I do anyway. I make alot of what my family eats from scratch.

When I make my own ketchup I control what is or isn't in it (ie: very low sugar, no thickeners, no chemical preservatives added). . . .

What's the point of having ketchup at all if it doesn't have thickeners, salt and sugar???????? 😁

It's amazing how much sugar is in ketchup (and other foods - check the labels) whether it's actually needed or not. I cook my ketchup down so it is thicker, but not quite as thick as store bought.

I guess we are just weird that way.

If ketchup didn't have all the ingredients Heinz contains, it would just be tomato sauce.

I do buy their organic version.

Mine has spices and such to give it the ketchup taste, just less sugar. I even have a chunky ketchup from my side, which my daughter won't eat. "It's not ketchup!" Even my BBQ sauce has less sugar and no thickener.

It sounds very good. I just don't have the time or motivation to make my own ketchup.

Anal lube is so cheap, at Wal-Mart it costs 88 cents for a 4 oz tube of their brand, if you have a Dollar Tree store nearby the price is $1.00 for a 3.1 oz tube. The best buys are in the big chain stores and by buying their brand, which is just as good as the name brand you save a ton of money. I have at least 5 tubes on hand at all times as well as their personal lubrication oils, you never know when you might need more, better to be prepared.

J-Lube is a great anal lube. You can order thru Amazon and other adult stores. It's a powder that you mix with water and you can make it as thick or thin as you want. I have used it for years with good success. The only problem is it doesn't keep very long unless it's kept in the fridge or frozen for later use. One bottle will make up to 5 gallons of lube.

I get Wal-Mart's "next step up" lube jelly, and while it's good for enemas and pelvic floor work I don't think I'd want to use it for extended anal play such as pegging because it's so thick and dries out. Then again it might be just fine to do what I do (pull out and add a bit of water or spit) - never been in that position yet.

So your butt is not worth the price of real lube?

C'mon. Empty out the area behind the sofa cushions for change, and buy the good stuff (which is not KY, or Astroglide, which was designed for menopausal ladies).

Amazing how a comment like Buttwoman's (making your own ketchup) can sidetrack a thread! Anyone tried ketchup as a lube? ROFL!

So your butt is not worth the price of real lube?

C'mon. Empty out the area behind the sofa cushions for change, and buy the good stuff (which is not KY, or Astroglide, which was designed for menopausal ladies).

I'm pretty sure I will when I get to that level, but for slipping a nozzle in or a 5-minute session with my thumb the cheapo stuff works just fine.

When I do get to that level what lubes do you recommend?

Pur, JO, Swiss Navy are all great. My current favorite is Fuckwater. I tried a purse size for ten bucks, and just bought the one litre pump bottle for $56, a great savings.