Since I was a little girl, my sexuality has been centered around my ass. While other girls were discovering all things vaginal, I was using my butthole.
Me entire life, anything that had to do with vaginas, I mentally reversed to anal. I still do it sometimes out of preference, or sheer perversity. Things I have used anally, that were clearly designed for the other hole-
- I don't think they make it anymore, but contraceptive foam. Came in an pressurized can with a giant shringe to squirt it into the vagina. Never even tried it for it's intended purpose, but I loved it up my ass.
- Contraceptive sponges. Another short lived product. Guess where they went?
- All kinds of yeast infection products. Vaginal suppositories, creams and sprays.
- Menstrual cup. I still use them from time to time. Insert as per instructions, replacing rectum with vagina, and ignore 'Resting against cervix'.
- If I'm going somewhere I might have anal sex, I bring a Summers Eve disposable douche, for a last minute clean out. I know there are disposable enemas out there, but something designed for vaginal use suits me better. Besides, the stuff that's in a Fleet enema is gross, and has to be replaced with water, whereas the Summers eve is slightly vinegary, and tastes like chip dip.
- I like the vaginal tip for an enema better than any other.
- There's already posts about my love for tampons in the ass, so I won't elaborate, but in my years of menstruation, I might have used a few hundred. I've had thousands in my ass.
- Sanitary pads. Actually have a use. Silicone lube never gets absorbed into your body, so eventually it's coming back out. Silicone lube ruins expensive panties, so I use a sanitary pad. Same if I'm having unprotected anal, soaks up the drippage. Also, I have a tunnel butt plug I play with sometimes (it's not a favorite). These things leak all kinds of stuff into your panties. Needless to say, locate the source of the leakage, and move the pad back as nessesary.
- FDS vaginal deodorant. A little on the pooper keeps it fresh all day.
- There's a TV commercial running right now for smelly vaginal discharge medication, it's over the counter, so I'll try it.