How I went from no F'n way, to may I please
How I went from no F'n way, to may I please
How I went from no F'n way, to may I please in a couple weeks
My girlfriend Erin and had been going together for about 4 months and everything was going well until she said honey I can't put up with your snoring any more you keep me up all night and I'm dead tired all day. For the umpteenth time I said I'm sorry once again and tried every possible way to stop to no avail. Erin was a real prize, eight years younger than me at 48 and the best bedroom girl I had ever met. We had not moved in together but she wanted to and it was ok by me. One day after spending the night at her apartment she said would you do anything for me to stop snoring? I said sure what ever you would like I will do. She said thank you thank you and gave me the most passionate kiss as we went to work. That night we were going to go out, but she said she was going to start working on my snoring problem, to which I said whatever you want to do. So I went over her place and said what's up for the snoring cure? She then said you said you would do anything I wanted right ? To which I repeated sure. She then said honey I'm going to put you on a pacifier for your snoring and showed me a large pacifier that I would be using. I don't know if I was more amused or shocked at the thought of the pacifier. I told her you gotta be kidding and said no F'n way. She then very firmly said yes I'm going put you on this pacifier starting tonight and in no time I'm going to have you addicted and nice and hooked on it, I was speechless. After dinner and time for bed, she put on a sexy nightgown and said honey you are going to love your pacifier training tonight and gave me another passionate kiss. We were in bed with foreplay and she pulled out the pacifier and said there are 2 rules you will never touch it, except in your mouth and only she would decide when it's used. I asked her why would she decide when it's used, because I won't matter to anyway? She then whispered baby once I have you hooked you will beg for it, to which I laughed, and she said oh you will see. She then said let me get you started and pushed her breast close for me to suck, which of course I jumped right on. As I sucked her breast she discreetly pulled me off her and said come on baby for me, and slid the pacifier in my mouth to suck, which I did and after just a few seconds pulled it out and put me back on her breast. She did this over and over each time leaving me on the pacifier a little longer. She then slid iit back in during sex and said just relax and suck which I did. After sex she took it away and said you did great baby, I'm going to have you hooked in no time to which I said yeah right. This was the program she had me on every time we went to bed with me on the pacifier longer each night until one night she put it in just before I went to sleep. The next morning when I woke sucking the pacifier I was shocked. She gave me a sly smile and said baby you never snored at all last night and removed the pacifier, kissed me and I've got you on your way to being nice and hooked. I must admit at that point I really didn't know what to think, but I knew I had slept well. As time wore on she gradually had me on the pacifier more and more to where I was very comfortable with it. I would be watching tv and she would come from behind me and kiss me on the cheek and say here baby and slip it in for awhile. She would also take it away even though she knew I wanted to keep it in. I always remembered the rules, she put it in and she took it out and she decided when. Things were great, sex was fantastic and no snoring, what more could I ask, until one day I didn't want her to take it out, and when she did, I asked her to put it back in to which she said no. I said wait a minute it's not hurting anything put it back in, to which she said no once again, it's not bed time and you don't need it in a teasing tone of voice. I then said I'll go get my own if you won't give it to me, to which she said that's fine, get a new girlfriend as well. At that point I really thought she sounded serious and asked if she was. She then said not really, but remember when I told you that once I have you hooked, you will beg for it? I said sure I do. She said I just want to show you how paci- pussy whipped I have made you and just how hooked you are now. Boy is she right. ------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------- How I went from no F'n way, to may I please in a couple weeks ------------------------------------------- Part 2 It's been 6 months or so, we have moved into a condo together and things couldn't be going much better, I sleep with a pacifier and have no snoring problems, the rules were strict, she put the pacifier in, she took it out, and she said when it was used, which was ok by me, however this story has just taken a strange twist. My birthday was Thursday, and before leaving for work Erin said what would you like to do for you birthday? I told her how about dinner and me getting in you panties when we get home. She said great, give me a call at work and she will meet me at the restaurant. I called her and let her I had to work late and how about 7, to which she said good, I'm going to pick up something for you tonight. We met for dinner, shared a bottle of wine and had a nice meal. We had both drove from work and I followed her home. When we got home, I was watching a basketball game when she came out in sexy outfit and said, you are going to get in my panties tonight aren't you? I laughed and said I can check the score tomorrow, and followed her to the bedroom. She then said, I can't wait to show what I have for you, and walked me over to a oversized chair in the bedroom which had a pair of panties and a nightie on it. I told her that they were beautiful and asked when was she going to put them on, because she was already wearing a sexy outfit. She then said you always say you want to get into my panties, and this outfit is for you. Now I'm a boxers and tee shirt guy for bed, laughed and said lets go to bed. We when to bed and screwed like you would you want to on your birthday. After the sex I ask her if I could have my paci for bed, to which she said sure, as soon as you get into your new panties and the nightie. You're not serious are you? And she said firmly, you have 3 choices, you can go to the other bedroom, I can go to the other bedroom, both with no paci, or we can go over to the chair, you slip into the panties and I'll help you with the nightie. She then said you might as well, because we know how hooked you are on your paci, and took me by the hand over to the chair. She then said, come on baby for me, slip into your panties, I knew no panties, and there would be no paci to sleep with. So I put on the panties and she slipped the nightie over my head. She then says, that was no big deal, and I said maybe not for you. We then got into bed and she said how do the panties and nightie feel, to which I said I feel rediculous, and she says, that's not what I asked, tell me the truth, how do they feel? As much as it killed me to do it, I told the truth that they felt good. I then got that Erin sly smile and she said good, because I'm going to be putting you in your sleeping outfits now, and said here baby and put the paci in and we went to sleep. The next morning we woke up, and she made a point to help me out of the nightie, I showered and we dressed and went to work. I worked that day went to the gym and went home to be greeted my a big kiss and dinner waiting. We watched some TV and when it was time for bed, we were walking to the bedroom and she said I have a bra and panty set on the chair for you, you can put the panties on and I'll be in a sec to help you with your bra. I did just what she said and put the panties on and she came in and said good, let's get your bra on. I then said, really a bra, it won't fit, and she said sure it will I know your size, and she slipped my arms through the straps and slid behind me and fastened the back before I knew what happened. She then said see honey it fits perfect. I know your size. We went to bed, I asked for the paci, and we went to sleep. It was Saturday and I usuall sleep in a bit, it was about 8 when Erin walked in and said good morning, I made breakfast and took the pacifier. I got up went to the john and when I came out expecting to get out of the bra and panties she said here put this on and put a half silk robe on me over the bra and panties. I gave her a weird look and she said, come on I have breakfast waiting, you can eat in that. As we ate breakfast she teased me by saying, I know you like what you got on, they feel good don't they? As we ate Erin said, there is something I need to tell you. I said no I'm not having a sex change, and she laughed, but she then said there is something I need to tell you. I said sure go ahead, she then said well, I didn't really hook you on the paci, JEN did, WHAT ! JEN did, you mean she knows what only I thought you and I knew? Yes it started innocent enough when at lunch at the hospital, and they all said I had the best guy by far, and I said I know but if there was one thing I could change, it would be his snoring. As we walked back to our offices Jen, who is a psychologist said if you want Tom to stop snoring I think I can do it. I then said he won't do surgery or he's not going to sleep with a mask and a machine. She then said no, it would be something very simple, but it's up to you. I then said go for it. A few days later she said lets have lunch in my office and we can work on Toms snoring. I then had lunch and she said here, if we do it right, he will stop. She had this little box on her desk and opened it and said this is a NUK #5 pacifier and we will put him on this. I then said how do we do that, and she said it all depends on you and your bedroom skills. I did just followed her instructions, i asked if you would do anything for me to stop and you said sure, and I told you I was putting you on a pacifier. I was completely honest telling you up front that you were going to be hooked and become a pacifier addict. I asked Erin, how did she know? And she tells me that Jen told her that sucking a pacifier releases endorphins and is a pleasurable feeling, and if I introduced you with me in total control I could hook you. That's why I put it in and I take it out, and I say when. It worked perfect you haven't snored since we put you on it. I told Jen I owed her big time and whatever she needed I'm her girl. Well Jen asks about how it's going, and I tell her perfect, she then asks if I would do her a favor, to which I said of course, what would you like? She asked how hooked do you think he is? I told her jokingly that it's probably a better hook than heroin, and if I would let you, you would be on it all the time when your home. Jen then says i would like you to try to get him to do something that would really give me a clue just how hooked you have him. So I thought what better than me putting you in Victoria Secret for sleeping. I have to admit I liked doing it and I'm going to keep you in lingerie. Now there is another hitch, Jen wants to interview you about being a pacifier addict. I then told Erin, there is no Fnig way, I'm already humiliated enough already without her asking me about it. Erin then tells me you can do here at our house and she would love to talk to you. I do owe her, after all she did stop the snoring. I told her I don't think so but because you asked I would think about it. I told Erin I'm going for a run, you want to go and she says sure. We then go into the bedroom to change and I ask Erin would you please help me out of this bra, and Erin says no, but I will if you say please help me out of my bra, and gives me that sly smile. Erin then I unsnaps me and asks would you like me to put you in a sports bra for your run and smiles again. We are running and Erin asks again, Tom I really wish you would let Jen interview you, and I said if I don't are you going to take the paci away? She said Tom I would never do that to you and you know it. I then said ok Erin I'll do the interview, but it's going to be on my terms, I'm not going to be the only one embarrassed, Jen is going to take a little of her medicine, she put me in lingerie and she can interview me in her bra and panties. Erin is now laughing her ass off, and says ok I'll tell her, I then tell Erin make sure Jen know it's not a sports bra and a swim suit bottom. I will pick out what she's going to wear. Erin stops running and says that seems fair to me. Stay tuned the interview will be soon. -------------------------------------------
