Zoey kept telling the twins about release day but she did a poor job of selling it. She was too excited to explain it while she was being a baby. All Lana or Brandi got out of it was that it was great. Whatever that meant. At least Lana's fine blond hair was growing back. Brandi's coarse hair grew slower. She only had brown stubble on her head.

Three days before release day, Trisha took Lana to another room for her midday diaper change. It was a very clinical place, almost sterile. Was this Mommy's lab? It could be. There was certainly enough equipment and counter space.

Trisha spoke to Lana, “OK, today Mommy is going to remove all the nasty hair from your diapey area so you will be forever smooth down there. Over the next few weeks Mommy will remove all the hair from your legs, underarms and any place there is hair we don't want.”

She put Lana in the procedure chair and locked her arms in before she unlocked the diaper. Lana was always wet now with no bladder control. She was accepting it as well as could be expected and that pleased Trisha. She folded the front of the diaper down and placed Lana's legs in the stirrups.

“Sweety, I'm going to turn off all sensation below your belly button. Mommy is going to laser your hair and it will never come back,” said Trisha, “I'll give you a paci you can suck on.”

Trisha put special laser-safe glasses on and placed a pair over Lana's eyes. She took the laser wand and started burning the hair out at the root. Lana could smell the burnt hair but she felt nothing. She heard the laser cycle. It took Mommy 30 minutes to finish. It was strange for the babies when Mommy disabled a part of their body but both of the new girls accepted it as a fact of life.

“There Baby Lana will not have any hair in her diaper area anymore. We won't have to shave you there ever again,” said Trisha.

Trisha rubbed some antiseptic cream on the area to protect it while it healed. She would also leave Lana blocked below the waist for the rest of the day. Lana wouldn't able to crawl but she also wouldn't feel any residual pain from the procedure.

Trisha took Lana back to the playpen and it was Brandi's turn to visit the same room. Trisha explained she was going to remove all of Brandi’s nasty hair and the cage would come off until it was done. Then she blocked Brandi below the belly button.

Brandi couldn't feel anything with or without the cage. She sucked on the paci as Mommy burned the dark stubble off of her sack and crotch. She even lifted the stirrups higher and removed a lot of hair from the baby's stubbly bottom.

She lovingly applied cream to the entire area to protect it before putting the cage back on. She diapered Brandi and left her blocked below the navel as well. Once back in the playpen, Trisha had them take a nap. Brandi didn't resist naps now. Lana laid down but rarely slept. It was simply not her thing.

Over the next two weeks, Trisha removed all of Lana's body hair. The only place she grew hair was on her head. Brandi had much coarser hair everywhere and Trisha removed it all but Brandi had longer sessions. Her face was the hardest because there wasn't a good way to turn off Brandi's facial nerves.

Instead, Trisha used numbing cream and did it in sections. First the mustache area and then the sideburns. She did a little on Brandi's chest and then finished up her chin and neck. It was tiring work but would yield a smooth baby. She gave Brandi some painkillers in her next bottle because the face would hurt after the cream wore off.

It was a lot of hard work on Trisha's part but all of her babies were hairless and much easier to clean. Brandi no longer had a scruffy little beard and mustache to deal with every day at bath time. Those cute, smooth little baby bottoms were so adorable.

The day before release day was hard for Zoey. She was too excited and a little fussy. Lana and Brandi didn't understand. Zoey made even less sense than she normally did. They would have to wait and find out for themselves.