This place seems to work on 30 second interrvals. Before he could even get to the counter to look, a single knock sounded and the door opened. "John? Jeff Williams". A short man with a bow tie, Santa Claus do and beard was standing there, his eyes bright behind Harry Potter glasses. Extending his hand, he approached. "How can i help?"

Shaking his hand, near speechless, "I, uh, saw you were on the ESU list. I, need a physical..."

Smiling, "i bet you didn't want the envelope to have Scooby Doo?"

Nodding, grinning," yes sir! Exactly! "

"Well, I'm glad you picked me. I believe a relative..."

"Yes sir, my Dad."

"Nodding. Well you will find it a bit different. I treat my patients as team members.."

"Having any issues", he asked, leaning against the wall, almost as if they were chatting casually, instead of him being nearly nude.

"Uh, no sir, I'm healthy."

"Are you sexually active?"

"Uh,.."blushing, " yes sir,.. but... we use protection."

Smiling, "Excellent!"

Approaching, any vision issues?

No sir,..

Darkening room, checking, shutting door, lights come back up, but blinds remain closed.

Any issues with hearing? Excluding dad and brothers?

Smiling, No sir.

Well i'll be sure to check with your brother!

Open wide!

Using tongue blade,.. hearing ahhhhh, looks good, except some serious sinus drainage.

Yes sir,. I just live with it.

Well we have something called a sinus cocktail. We can give you one, see if it helps.

John nods, noncommitally.

Feeling his hands on his neck, he involuntarily looks down, just as they move to his shoulders.

Raise your arms?

Doing so, he feels him checking.

You can drop your arms, smiling, putting steth in. Doing okay? Placing steth above well toned, well defined breast, listening. Good tone! Moving,..listening.

Yes sir,...thanks!

Any shortness of breath? Stepping behind, placing steth in the upper left quadrant,. Breathe in,..and hold.

Just a beat later, out. That repeated seversl times, dropping lower, causing the anxiety to get higher, as he knew the end of the session was nearing.