Nurse Joan Takes Over-

The three new patients in room 219 of County General Hospital had only been admitted the day before with "Digestive Issues". In less then 24 hours they were the talk of every nurse on the floor. The head nurse knew she had to do something to put a stop to their antics or the rebellion would quickly spread. The patients in question were Amy Lawson, 19 and Peggy Johnson and Donna Davis, both 18. It turns out that, spurred on by their self -appointed leader, Amy, they had the nursing staff jumping through hoops. Rude and foul-mouthed, each young woman refused to take their medications and sent food trays back untouched. The newly hired nurse who was assigned to them was bringing back cheese burgers, fries and milk shakes they demanded to eat. This was against doctors orders that they have a diet rich in fruit and vegetables to correct chronic constipation that each suffered from do to their bad eating habits. They were admitted for observation for a few days at the insistence of their parents who were tired of the endless complaints of their daughters.

That morning, the new nurse came into the room. She advised that vital signs had to be taken and she went to Amy's bed. "Listen sweetie, I want Hot Cakes and sausage for breakfast. Peggy will have biscuits and gravy and Donna will have an egg sandwich with extra bacon." She barked. "Come back in an hour with that- we could use some more "shut-eye" got it? " she said sarcastically . The young nurse stammered and blushed "Well I really need to take your vitals and you need to stick to the food your doctor ordered you to eat if you want to get well." the nurse tried to reason with Amy."You're new here aren't you?" Amy asked. "Yes, this is my first week" the shy nurse replied. "Our parents are big investors at this hospital and sit on the board of directors- so just do what we say and don't mess with us- no one has to know anyway- now get lost and turn out the light." Amy snapped at the embarrassed young nurse. She meekly left and returned with the breakfast orders an hour later.

After putting the bag on Amy's nightstand, the nurse took Amy's pulse and blood pressure. She noted the reading and then took a thermometer out of her pocket. "Amy, please turn over onto your stomach for me." the nurse said sweetly. "What for ?" Amy asked snidely . "The doctor wants rectal temps and noted that on your chart." the nurse explained. "WHAT?" Amy yelled at the startled young woman. "I need to take your temperature in your rear end" she explained. "I know what RECTAL means- I'm not stupid. That is NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. You can just use an oral thermometer and write on the chart you took it rectally - UNDERSTAND? " Amy warned the now red-faced nurse.

"Alright, but don't tell anyone." The shy nurse relented and shook down an oral thermometer and slid it into Amy's mouth. The nurse had no idea how skilled Amy was at faking a reading on a thermometer- she bit down on the glass instrument and moved it from under her tongue and against her cheek. This caused a low reading and the new nurse was very confused when she withdrew and read the reading. "That's very strange." she said. Peggy breathed through her mouth and Donna bit down and cracked the oral thermometer when her temperature was taken.

The head nurse asked her new hire what was wrong when she saw how flustered she was when she left room 219. "I am sorry Ma'am, but they threatened me if I did not do what they wanted. They refused the breakfast the hospital provided and then insisted I take oral temps on them and would not cooperate with a rectal temperature. The head nurse explained that she had to follow doctors orders and never falsify a patients chart. She would let her off with a verbal warning this time. She would also reassign her to pediatrics for the rest of the week.

Joan Anderson returned form lunch that day and walked past the nurses station. The head nurse looked up. "Hi Joan, how was your lunch?" "Fine thanks." she replied. "Could I have a word with you?" the head nurse asked. "Sure-what's up" Joan asked and sat down. "I had to send the new girl down to Pediatrics for the rest of the week. She let the new patients in 219 bully her and she falsified their records and brought food in from the outside for them. I need a nurse with more experience to take care of them properly. In short, I want the rebellion squashed and those three out in two days. They are rude and foul -mouthed. They refuse to take prescribed medications and won't touch their food trays. Their temperature reading make no sense and none of them has had a bowel movement in days-and they have no plan to in the near future. In the morning, I want you to take charge of them - let them know "play time" is over. I want accurate temperatures, so take rectal readings. It seems none of them can keep a thermometer in her mouth."The head nurse explained and shook her head in frustration.

"I heard Sally and Betty taking about them in the cafeteria, they said that those girls curse like truck drivers and try to intimidate everyone. It's a good thing they don't have me for a mother- Their bottoms would be so sore they could not sit down for a week and they would not be able to get the taste of Ivory soap out of their nasty mouths." Joan said. "Well Joan, they are so uncooperative, restraint may be necessary. Their bottoms might get slightly "bruised" in the restraining process- but you did not hear that from me. " The head nurse said with a "wink". "In any case, I can count on you, can't I? " the head nurse asked. "Absolutely" Joan replied.

At six o'clock the following morning, Joan Anderson reported for work. She walked briskly in polished white nurses oxfords. Her uniform was neatly pressed and bright white as was the cap on her short red hair. She was on a mission as she assembled three instrument trays. One tray for each of her three patients. Each tray held a rectal thermometer, packet of K-Y jelly , alcohol swabs, paper towel, a hypodermic syringe and an adult sized glycerin suppository. The instrument trays were placed on a cart and Joan pushed it down the hall to room 219.

Joan entered the room and turned on the lights. Her patients were sound asleep. She clapped her hands loudly and said cheerfully "Good morning, rise and shine girls." Amy sat up in bed. "What the fuck- where is our regular nurse? "Watch your language, young lady" Joan warned. Peggy and Donna were now also sitting up in bed, rubbing their eyes and calling out their breakfast orders. Joan suppressed a chuckle. "I am here to take your vital signs - not your breakfast orders. This is a hospital, not the Hilton." she informed the shocked young woman. "Your regular nurse has been assigned to another floor. It seems you girls need a nurse with more experience. I have been a registered nurse for 12 years and I assure you, I can get to the bottom of your problem and get you all back home.

"Well, isn't that nice" Amy said. Now turn off those lights and come back in an hour- we don't get up this early" she barked. Her roommates laughed. Unfazed, Joan closed the door and pushed the cart to Amy's bed. "I give the orders here, Miss.Potty-mouth, not you. I might as well start with you. Joan grasped Amy's wrist and took her pulse. It was slow and steady. She picked up Amy's chart and noted the reading.Joan placed an instrument tray on Amy's nightstand.

"What is all that stuff"? she asked Joan. The nurse smiled. "Well, here we have a rectal thermometer. It gives the most accurate readings, and you won't be able to bite it. The other nurse mentioned you broke the oral thermometer and I can't trust you with another one. " "That was an accident" Amy whined."Well I don't want any more accidents." Joan informed her shocked patient. This nurse was no push-over, she realized. Joan picked up the syringe. "You have refused to take your medications orally so I have to administer it another way-with a needle in your bottom. Amy shivered.

Joan picked up the laxative suppository. "I want a bowel movement from each or you-and oral laxatives will not work at this late date so I will be inserting a suppository up your rectums until you produce results in the bed pan. " Joan explained. Amy looked at Joan as if she had two heads."Well I'll gift wrap it for you- how about that." Amy shot back and her roommates laughed. "You can just put those thermometers away and get the oral ones out- we're not little girls- and if you want a bowel movement that badly you can stick that suppository up your own ass and have one." Amy challenged.

"Miss potty-mouth is also a comedian- turn over on your stomach or I will turn you over myself." Joan ordered. Amy did not comply and Joan grasped her wist.She bent Amy's arm and pressed it firmly behind her back. When she had control of the shocked girl, she rolled her over onto the stomach and untied her hospital issue gown, exposing her plump bottom. Peggy and Donna looked on from their beds as Joan raised her hand and started spanking the shocked young woman..First one buttock, then the other as Amy squealed and wiggled on her belly in a vain effort to avoid the blows. A skilled spank er, Joan hit her "Target" each time. Her white bottom was soon bright pink as Joan kept her wrist pinned behind her back as she slapped Amy's now burning bottom. "Are you ready for your temperature taking?" the nurse asked as she paused the spanking."No- you can get bent" Amy stubbornly yelled. "Very well" Joan replied and resumed the traditional childhood punishment until the pain forced her to submit to the inevitable."Alright-enough" she yelled.

Amy was limp on the bed. Peggy and Donna looked on in shock as Joan picked up the rectal thermometer. She lubricated it and turned back to Amy. She used the fingers of her left hand and spread her buttocks apart as wide as possible. With her roommates staring in shock, Amy's anus was completely exposed. It;s pink pucker quivered as the cool air kissed it. "Your pink poop hole is going to tell me just what I want to know" Joan said as she gently inserted the thermometer up Amy's rectum. Joan expertly manipulated the cool glass instrument and Amy blushed and squirmed as she was so thoroughly stimulated by the plump bulb. In and out Joan moved the thermometer -withdrawing the instrument until just the bulb remained inserted and then she would slide it slowly back up the rectum. Joan paused and released the rectal thermometer and gazed at the glass rod as it rested between Amy's buttocks. When ten minutes passed- the nurse was finally satisfied and withdrew the slick thermometer. After wiping it down and charting a reading of 99.4 she swabbed the right buttock with an alcohol pad.

Joan picked up the syringe and thrust the sharp needle into Amy's buttock and hit the plunger. Amy squealed as the medicine shot into her sore buttock. As a final indignity, Joan picked up the glycerine suppository in her right hand. Once again, she parted Amy's buttocks and her lube-slick anus came into view. Joan put the tip into Amy's anal opening and pushed it fully up her rectum. Joan pressed the humbled woman's buttocks together to prevent Amy from expelling the suppository."Oh WOW!- That burns, take it out." Amy cried. Joan chuckled "Once they go in- they don't come out sweetie" she teased. Joan rolled Amy on her side and on to a stainless steel bed pan. "You just sit there and watch me tend to the others and be quiet" Joan ordered.

Amy sat on the bed pan, red faced as Joan pushed the cart to Peggy's bedside. She was much less feisty then Amy. Joan rolled her over, opened her gown and spanked her bottom. It took much less time for Peggy to give in and submit to her temperature taking. A low moan could be heard as Joan spread her buttocks and her anus came into view. This procedure was very humiliating to the 18 year old and she buried her face into the pillow as her nurse made the slow insertion.Joan twirled and slowly manipulated the instrument as she had with Amy. Peggy was relieved when the nurse finally decided to withdraw the rectal thermometer and chart her temperature.

Joan administered her injection and Peggy cried into her pillow- she hated needles more then her roommates. The rectal suppository was then swiftly given and the buttocks pressed together by a smiling Joan. She soon had Peggy on a bed pan and she turned her attention to Donna.

"Please, I'm sorry I was so naughty- don't spank me-I'll be good for you." she begged. Joan felt sorry for her because she was the only one to apologize for her behavior. "Actions have consequences dear, now turn over for me and let's get this over with." she said softly to the crying young woman.Joan cupped her right hand. This caused the spanks to have much less impact but still be loud enough to sound like they hurt. Joan stopped after 3 to each buttock. "Just relax Donna" Joan advised as she parted Donna's light pink cheeks. She eyed the anal opening and with slow and gentle pressure she inserted the lubricated thermometer up Donna's rectum. She released the woman's buttocks and held the glass rod between her fingers and held it in place for three minutes. A 99.2 reading was charted. "Don't tense up for me" Joan ordered as she took an alcohol swab and wiped her buttock over the injection site. She thrust the needle into the muscle and hit the plunger. Joan withdrew the needle and picked up the laxative suppository.

"This will relieve you and make you feel more comfortable honey" Joan said as she parted Donna's buttocks and pushed the suppository up her rectum as with the others. Amy grunted and had a bowel movement before Donna was seated on her bed pan. Peggy went shortly after and five minutes later, Donna grunted and had success on the fanny pan.

Joan went to Amy and wiped her like a mother would for a small child. She went to each patient in turn and praised each for "going potty like a good girl" Moments later an orderly pushed the cart of breakfast trays into the room. Each woman had fruit cup, and a corn muffin with juice on it. "You have 20 minutes to finish those breakfasts- or I will be giving an I.V to anyone who refuses to eat. Is that clear?'' "Yes Ma'am they replied in unison and the satisfied nurse left the room to tell her head nurse all was well in room 219.

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