Enema because of an administrative error
This is a fantasy I wrote about a guy (me) who gets a summons for a speeding ticket but runs afoul of the law, A town with a budget crisis problem hired a private company to punish lawbreakers. The company felt that they were empowered by their use of a computer that would make their decision making processes infallible. However the company's human relations attitude left much to be desired. They had an attitude that since their "customers' had already been found guilty of lawbreaking, they felt a responsibility to make the time they were in custody as humiliating and embarrassing as possible.
I hope you will enjoy this story.