The following is largely a true story but be aware that I have enhanced it somewhat to improve its appeal.

Created: 2018.04.29 Updated: 2018.04.29
 1  Part I: Introduction 2.428 2018.04.29
 2  Part II: Enemas du Jour 1.271 2018.04.29
 3  Part III: Time for Tea and Coffee 1.181 2018.04.29
 4  Part IV: Just Coffee, No Cream and Sugar (Finale) 1.587 2018.04.29