4th
Here it is the 4th of July. I had a male nurse 😈 I wish was a female nurse PUT IN A Suppository 💉🧤 .... VERY DEEPLY 🤪 ....... Later I needed a change of underwear and help cleaning my bottom.🧻 🚽Yes damn it i have to have someone wipe my ass now, I was so perturbed I refused dinner 🥣🍗 .... Please understand I am a Guy. Needing someone to wipe our ass is not Kosher shall we say. My speech therapist Shannon brought me pulled pork barbequed 🍗 she is so wonderful 😊.... After she left I took my flask of Glen Fiddich and went two doors up to visit Mark, a buddy, We had a pleasant evening Just talking guy shit 💩 .... you know cars .🚗. trucks .🚛 Women we have known 👸👸👸 You know guy stuff Unsubstincateted bragging ....
His room mate had a small medical episode ⛑️ 🩺 so Mark and I left. We travelled (remember both of us are in wheelchairs ♿♿) Down another corridor to a back door I didn't know about. The size of this place constantly amazes me, there were nurses already outside with others of us watching the fireworks 💥🎇🧨 a good time was being had until I realized someone snagged my flask !!!!!!! A dirty rotten scoundrel.... I was already drunk enough, it took two nurses to put me to bed. But I would have shared !!!!! Snivel snarl curse !!! Harumph 😈 Didn't hear a Harumph from @Rigel 😁 or .... or .... @That_Australian 🦘 !!! Harumph !!!!!!!
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nytwatch1 5 months ago 3
@Rigel Mark came in to my room this morning ,,, He told me one nurse asked him what I was sipping on , She then waited until I was looking elsewhere and snagged it, I have the only wheelchair with a folding cup holder ,,,,, Grumble curse ,,, Snarky comment,,,,,, I SAID SNARKY COMMENT !!Then the rest of the night We could hear the party up at the Nuses station And we were not invited !!!!!! . Harumph !! I said Harumph!!! { I didn't get a Harumph from that guy over there } And I had to drink my coffee "unsweetened" this am .........Grumble ,,, Grumble ,,, Curse ,,, Futile shaking of fist .....HARUMPH I said .
It's terrible what these nurses put us though !!!! I mean we only need them to change our diapers and wipe our butts but to steal Glen Fiddich ......
Rigel 5 months ago 4
Did you find out who snagged your flask and get it back?? There's seriously good medicine in there! Seems that Shannon is a gem and treats you very well. Nice when you have good people like that around you.
You sound better every time you write, so keep doing both - betting better and writing!
That Australian 5 months ago 4
I'm watchin 👀👀 ... you can't pull one over on me 😊
Engineering "special" nursie baths an conning cutie therapist ... an ... an ... Pullin a bit-o-sly grog on the side
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