Hot tub. Very, very, very hot.

Yes it's a classic SNL reference.

Hello lovelies. Some writing and then maybe some quiet time for NP. Nothing wrong, just my usual drop after a big weekend of weekendery.

As written of in the prior post, I went to a, let's call it what it was, swinger party this past weekend. Not a huge party by any stretch of the imagination but 2 of the people involved in the last one and Dr Smith and us. I think I referred to them in my last entry as Ted and Alice. These weren't the hosts of the last party, it was the other couple. They live in the ‘burbs. They had us (and Smith who we stayed with) over for BBQ ’and'. Ted had been smoking ribs and I love me some ribs so the food was excellent.

I don't feel up to a blow-by-blow but I won't leave you hanging either. Yes, we had fun lol. We got there, with Smith. Drinks and kisses hello etc. We arrived late afternoon/early evening. The ribs were in the smoker, the food was basically ready for when we were so it was relax time. Chatted, ate, drank, chatted some more. Digested a little and it was hot tub time.

Confession. I don't really like hot tubs. I love taking a bath and I love hot water and I love soaking, but I have dry skin so that's a love/hate relationship. Add the chemicals that you get in a hot tub and I'm a flaky mess. Talk about ashy. I mentioned that in passing to Alice and her eyes lit up. It's not so much a problem she has (Italian heritage, she's got skin like my hubby's) but she mentioned she had an idea that I might enjoy.

Well we all got naked and we all got in the tub. It was chilly out but the tub was hot and yes, it was loads of fun. Did stuff happen? Well duh lol. Yes stuff did, but nothing outrageous. A lot of groping which was a lot of fun. Some oral but not a ton as it was too bloody cold to be out of the water for too long. Sex? Not per se. It's not a lot of fun to have sex in the water. It pretty much washes away any lube you generate. Like in summer, hub and I foreplay in the pool but get out to finish. So the groping kept things bubbling (see what I did there?) at a nice pace of, let's call it ‘friendly arousal’. Eventually it was time to get out.

So the surprise: Alice brings in a big bottle of baby oil and literally the entire group dries me off and then oils the shit out of my skin. Heaven! I'm standing in the middle of the floor with my arms out and there're 8 hands all over me, caressing literally every inch of my skin from the neck down. I found that you can have an orgasm standing up, you just have to be careful not to fall down when you do lol. I did not get flaky. Neither did Alice as she got oiled next. I'm not taking any responsibility for damage to sheets from oily women as it wasn't my idea.