Halcyon Mornings

I got to thinking about the coffee enemas I used to enjoy. I developed a system that was efficient and pleasurable that served me for many years.

The coffee I settled on was Wilson’s after trying some and liking the results. At first I purchased whole beans, but then switched to ground after having enough of the grinding process. Initially I used a sauce pan to boil the coffee but the dregs were difficult to control. I found an old Corning percolator at a thrift store to use instead. Its narrow shape allowed the grounds to collect on the bottom and not carry over when decanting the solution for use. Brewing was simple, measure out 48 fluid ounces of filtered water, add a quarter cup of coffee and bring to a boil for a few minutes (cleaning up the boil-over if not diligent) then let it sit on the stove overnight.

In the morning, upon rising, I assemble my enema system. Two open top enema bags, depended from an IV pole, configured in a Y, each with a clamp, a common output tube with a clamp and terminating in a latex double balloon catheter. My DBC of choice was the style that had the distal balloon with the large side facing in. For my anatomy I found that this style sealed best. Screw compression clamps are affixed to each of the balloon lines and an inflator bulb is attached to the distal balloon line. To aid in insertion, I unroll a tip-snipped condom over the balloons. The setup is placed next to the bed and a pad placed to lie upon. (Wifey dozes.)

Back in the kitchen the room temperature coffee is decanted into a two-quart measuring cup and reheated in the microwave oven. I fill a two quart pitcher with hotter than normal for an enema water and add Dr. Bronner’s peppermint soap to it.

Confirming that all of the tubing clamps are tightly closed, I pour the coffee and the soap solution into their respective enema bags. I open the coffee side and main line clamp to bleed out the air, returning the bled liquid back into the bag after closing the main shut-off. A timer is set for twenty minutes, a glove donned and my favorite anal lube, Maximus, is placed nearby on the night stand.

Naked, I position myself on my left side on the bed and with the DBC in my left hand. I pump out a generous amount of Maximus into the gloved right hand. I take my time lubing and dilating my anus before scrunching the distal balloon into my rectum. Once fully inserted – which sometimes requires a few minutes – the glove comes off and I inflate the distal balloon. I tighten the screw clamp before switching the inflator bulb to the other balloon to repeat the process. Using the screw clamps rather than leaving the bulbs attached eliminates the chance of air leakage during the retention time. The inflated balloons feel wonderful. Snug without a plugged sensation.

Once this is accomplished I roll onto my back and open the main clamp to begin the flow of coffee into my colon. The timer is started. The beep signals wifey to turn towards me and to begin massaging my abdomen. For the next twenty minutes I lie relaxed as wifey expertly rubs my abdomen. She has become adept at identifying incipient cramps and massages them out. It is pleasurably easy to passively hold the enema, totally relax and relish the slow euphoria of the caffeine as it is absorbed in my colon.

The coffee solution flows easily and the enema bag is soon drained. I reach up and shut the open clamps and open the soap solution clamp. I squeeze the latex tubing to force the air out, leaving the soap solution bag ready for later use.

The timer startles me out of my reverie. I silence it and pop open the main clamp to begin the additional enema. By now I’ve absorbed some of the coffee solution. I am also very relaxed as the added liquid fills my colon, tightening my abdomen. Wifey notices the change and lightens her touch as she continues to rub my swollen belly. When the bag is about half drained she reaches for my turgid organ and begins to squeeze and stroke it. She increases both her tempo and grip as I harden in response. I climax as the last of the soapy water disappears from the rubber enema bag. Her work done, wifey turns away and goes back to sleep.

I blot with tissues and roll off the bed taking the IV pole and the dangling enema bags with me into the bathroom. The urgency to evacuate becomes immediate as I sit on the commode and loosen the screw clamps on the balloons. It seems that the level of urgency determines which balloon releases first. The stronger the urge the more likely it will be the proximal balloon loosened first. Once the DBC is out of my rectum I retighten the clamps and peel off the condom into a wad of toilet tissue. The DBC sits in the sink as I take my time evacuating my bloated colon.

When done on the commode I take the two bags and the tubes into the shower where I thoroughly clean both myself and the equipment. Leaving the clamps in place prevents water from seeping into the balloons as the DBC is washed. Everything in rehung on the pole to air dry. I feel invigorated and energized from the absorbed caffeine. I pad out to the bed and thank wifey for her help and to offer morning sex. More often than not the answer is yes.

The idea for the large volume enema came about as a way to save time when doing coffee enemas. When I started doing coffee enemas, I took the enema, retained it, evacuated it, cleaned the enema bag, and prepared a cleansing enema and took it. I decided to combine the two and found that the results were to my liking.