November 31, 2022
Monday. 0808 hours.
I woke up around 0430 today, after drinking Vodka last night. I decided to take my not-very-wet Diaper off and shave the hair above my Dick that absorbs the pee smell. Then I decided to go ahead and just shave ALL of the hair all around everything. Above the Dick, below the Dick, between the Ass-Cheeks, and both Legs. Then I went to the bedroom and grabbed a pair of Panties and a pair of Thigh High Panty Hose.
I grabbed the wooden bar stool that I always tape one of the Dildo's to and got it taken care of. Slicked it up with vaseline so that it's ready for later today. I took the bag-enema to the kitchen so that it's ready to be partially filled later. I also opened one tube of Anal Ease and laid it on the Bathroom Sink. After the enema, I'll wait a short while to make sure that everything that is going to come out of my ass, is out. It never quite works that way though. After waiting a while, I'll stick the tube of Anal Ease in my hole and use my Butt Cheeks to squeeze it all into my hole. Then I'll wait for about 10 minutes. After that is done, I'll start by pushing the Cone Dildo in my ass first, as it works well on gradually getting my hole to open up. After bouncing up and down on it for a while, I'll trade up to the 3" wide Dildo that has about 6" that's insertable. After I hurt myself with the Horse Dildo last December, I've pretty much shide away from anything over about 7". I never want to end up in the hospital again with that kind of pain.
I'm thinking about ordering some girlie stuff from amazon. Maybe today or soon. I need the fake boobs (that I threw away after I got home from the hospital), more Panties and Panty Hose, and a few Skirts. I've already got a Wig of long Black Hair. Not sure where the Blouse is at, but I've still got that. Don't have any balloons to use for boobs either. Need some of those. I'm sure that I'd look good in that outfit, other than my ugly face. I'd be a 58 year old fag, dressed in drag! It would be a much better deal if I had two real Cocks shoved in my asshole at the same time. They'll fit, as I used to have a two-peter Dildo once before. Need another one of those also.
Everything is done. I don't have the energy to do those hour-long sessions any more. I stopped the fun after 20 minutes today. I cleaned the Dildo's up, wiped the chair and bar stool down, then sat down on the piano bench and got my two layer disposable Diaper on. I put my panties on over that. It looks like I've got a pussy between my legs. Sigh... I can only wish. I sure had a fun time going up and down on those two Dildo's. The Cone shaped Dildo and the one that looks like an actual Peter. It would be such fun to have a real Peter that size, going in and out of my asshole.
Having trouble finding anyone in my area that needs their Dick sucked. I made the mistake of moving to the Bible Belt of Tennessee. I could go for a huge, warm, slippery, slightly salty load of cum to be squirted down my throat.