My wife suffered a job related injury, many years ago. She recently reinjured herself, a screw came loose and a plate slipped in her hip. So, stubborn as she is, and I hope this becomes was, she drove herself to the hospital. So he I am, wife on tummy , unable to move. Nurse approaches to discuss my wife's bowel habits today. The nurse leaves, and returns a few minutes later with an IV pole, enema bag and several pitchers of cloudy water.
The nurse announces don't move, when the time is right we will roll you onto a bed pan. It was a pretty sight for a while. Once she was cleaned out, it was off to surgery to fix things. I so bady wanted to film her using my phone, oh well, maybe next time. . .