Crazy things that can get you in trouble

I will never forget the first time I got one at 6 years old my dad went to work and mom planned on going to play bridge with her friends but I had different plans instead of going to school.

My next door neighbor told me that she was going to play sick so she did not have to go to school that day and I thought that I would do the same and hang out with her.

Mom came to my room to wake me up and I told her I had a horrible stomach ache and that I needed to stay home and she said if I was going to stay home that she could not leave me there in pain and she left my room.

About 10 minutes went by and she came back to my room and told me to get dressed and meet her out in the car in 5 minutes.

I got out to the car and asked her what was going on and she told me that I had a appointment with the Dr.

So I was thinking this will not take long and 15 minutes we are at the Dr's office and he walks in and asks what was going on and I told him I was having pains in my stomach and he felt around and pushed like crazy then pushed a little to the right and I damn near came off the table.

He told my mom that I was to go home and to fix me an enema and use ivory soap until I was clear I had no idea what I got myself in to and had no idea what an enema was.

We get home and go inside and she tells me to go upstairs and undress in the bathroom, I was thinking maybe a enema was like taking a bath oh boy was I in for a rude awakening.

Mom walks in to the bathroom and I'm just sitting on the toilet and she is carrying a big red hot water bottle that I have seen and used many times but this time she had a long red hose hooked to it something told me right then that this was not leading to anything good.

She instructed me to get off the toilet and get on my knees and lean forward and put my arms on the floor and lay my head on my hands face down so I did.

Suddenly i feel her pulling apart my butt cheeks and was horrified what I felt next I said to her What are you doing she replied I'm giving you a enema I was so freaked out by this that I bit my lip then my insides started tingling and I started to cramp up something horrible I told her it hurt and I herd a clicking sound and the pain started to go away.

I felt like i was going to pop when I heard the click again and the pressure got horrible and I started thinking Oh why did i not just go to school today and keep my thoughts to myself.

About 30 seconds later she said the bag was empty and she told me to stay put for 10 minutes then I could go to the toilet and she left the bathroom.

After about 5 minutes I got up and got on the toilet and had a blowout I herd her walking down the hallway and she told me not to flush the toilet when I was done, well I think I was sitting on that thing for about 10 minutes after she spoke to me and i felt like I was finished and got up and cleaned my self off and told her I was done.

She walked back in to the bathroom and looked at me and said You're certainly not done as she flushed the toilet and told me to sit down and she would be right back.

Oh yes she came back with another full bag I started to tear up she looked at me and said We got to do this so you will feel better this went on till almost noon bag after bag.

I was so tired after all this gut cleaning I went to bed and fell asleep in minutes.

Mom walked back in to my room and woke me up and said the neighbor girl came over and asked if I could come outside and mom told her I did not feel well and to come back later.

About 5 pm I wake up and hear my mom talking to the neighbor girl's mom telling her that my stomach was hurting but I was feeling better and told her what the Dr told her to do I was thinking omg everyone will know now then the neighbor lady told my mom her daughter had the same problem for some reason I started to chuckle quietly then I herd my mom say she might need an enema also next thing I heard was the neighbor lady telling my mom that she was going home and fix one for her daughter and my mom spoke up and said the Dr said do them until clear.

Next day I got up and ate breakfast and mom asked how I was feeling hmmmm trick question I responded Great Mom as I ran out and waited for the school bus.

As I'm standing waiting on the bus my next door neighbor girl came came down and sat with me on the big rock out front and suddenly she spoke How are you feeling today? I said better I guess while I rolled my eyes and my cheeks turned red then she said because of you my mom washed my butt with soap and water.I said oook she said not on the outside it was on the inside of my butt I looked at her I bet that was a nightmare she came back with Yea you had the same nightmare and I know you did I just put a half ass grin on my face and said Did you like it ? to my shock she said yes but not at first.

Nothing else was said for another few minutes then she asked me if I liked it and I was stuck for words and just blurted out Probably as much as you her immediate comeback was maybe we can do them later together when no one is around.

Her and I got to be great E friends for many years But it was not the last one from my mom either 😃