Coming back...

I have been absent but not totally gone. I promised to divulge vacation sex stories. Truth be, I have been in the doldrums and did not have the energy to share.

we did learn one lesson on our cruise….the potty is at the very outer wall by the hallway. Water play was not comfortable knowing others hear each flush. The cruise line told us to be sure to pack our Poo-Pourri. That should have been a clue.

the enema toys went back into their velvet bags while cruising.

We got a second chance in a cabin in the mountains. We were there four days and did not see another two legged animal. Toys out and the games began.