Hidden in plain sight

Many of us try to keep our enema equipment out of view whether it's under a stack of towels in the linen closet or tucked away in the vanity of the master bathroom. At our lake house we only have the single bathroom and that is where you also find the linen closet. When I bought my enema can at the flea market the seller had no idea what is was and I was not about to tell him. When I took it to the lake I decided to use it as a vase for some really tacky plastic flowers. There it sits on top of a homemade wooden cupboard out in plain sight. The only ones who know what it happens to be is my husband and my adult daughter. The explanation for sharing this with her goes back a couple of years when she and her family were visiting us and she needed some relief. We live far enough from town to make a sudden shopping trip inconvenient and I don't have either laxatives or suppositories on hand. So I had little choice but to share the little secret of my enema can and afterwards she was in hysterics to the extent that I half expected her to head to a flea market when they got home. She was under strict orders not to tell a soul. Hidden in plain sight, indeed.