I put a blog previously about how much money we thought we had spent on sex toys and enema equipment. Tonight I am smiling as I share with you that we have exceeded the expense we have made to guilty pleasures and a most exciting few weeks of purchasing new treats for on up coming adventure.
We are taking a cruise with a private balcony. Exceptions to that statement would be we do not know who could be watching from the shore. Since mankind is indeed included in the classification of animal I wonder if other creations of the universe might instinctively be aware of the smell of sex in the air. We intend to push the boundaries.
I would venture to guess that “Santa Amazon” and the US postal system might be curious about who lives at our house.
One week on a ship followed by a week in a cabin in the woods….. and no one will know we’re there.
We have one suitcase packed with all the new purchases for these two weeks to explore what levels of pleasure await…. stay tuned……