This week out town has celebrated St Patrick’s day, not so much that we are Irish but the fact that after being cooped up a year people are ready to cut loose. It has even carried over into this weekend as we are having 3 pub crawls in the downtown, the district and tomorrow both combining for one together.
I had said I would wait tables on St Patrick’s day at the pub and did it turn out to be a fun day. By noon we were 3 /4 full and remained so until about 4 when we were mobbed. the corned beef and cabbage went over well and the drink of the day was green beer, Guinness and Irish Car Bombs Since only Bud Lite came from the tap green, green food coloring provided the rest and as a result we soon found everybody with green hands. My husband came in just as I was just getting off at 5 and as luck would have it 2 seats opened at the bar to which we claimed, ordered and drink then he laughed at my green hands and I told him to be nice or I would leave you with a green dick, mean woman. Promise?? You bet big boy.
Thursday I was to tend bar so I once again put on my green tights, green top and shamrock head bongers and headed off to work. Thought the NCAA basketball started that day, wrong, there went my big payday Oh Well. My regulars were there as the door opened, 4 green beers and 4 Irish Car Bombs, gonna be a long day for those people and another day with green hands for me. My favorite little couple came in, Rueben with extra chips, green beer for him, the usual martini for her. Want it green? Go for it dear, so she got a green martini. She told me now you know why your are my favorite waitress. Gee shucks thanks a lot.
Then about 4 had 3 guys come in and order a Jameson pickle shot. For those who do not know this is a shot of Jameson whiskey and a shot of dill pickle juice, take the shot of whiskey the the shot of pickle juice. They asked me if I ever had one, yes I have, set you one up, sorry cannot drink on the job. Hang around till I am off and I will match you, but they were long gone.
Cashed out at 6, durn nice payday but did I pay for it. Got home and all I wanted for supper was a Dr Pepper and a pack of Ding Dongs. Hubby told me he liked my green hands and wanted to see me with green boobs, it washes off so he got his wishes. Got out his camera, someday my grandchildren will see their granny with green tits, damn did she ever have fun with grandpa.