One snowy evening we were assisting at the airport doing a mass causality drill. This way we would be able to assist in the event of a commercial airliner crash.
We were working as calmly as we could despite the situation we were facing; and braving the elements of snow and frigid temperatures. As we were dealing the simulated fire and rescue, we sprayed the wings with water, to control the fire and prevent the aircraft from blowing up. We were using water in place of the foam we would use on a true fire. As I climbed out upon a wing, I hit a patch of black ice, causing me to fall and slide like a penguin. I ended up landing square on my gluteus maximus, which drove my butt plug back into place. The butt plug was a hero that day, it sure saved my gluteus maximus from getting black and blue.