A true story of a streaker that loved me. One time when I was in my local neighborhood mental hospital.
This back when you could still count flowers on the wall while Smoking Cigarettes and watching Captain kangaroo.
I've already been there a few days and I was in the smoke room where I usually was all day. Smoking some cigarettes, sitting halfway down the short hallway that led to the door.
All of a sudden there was these big loud screams streaker, streaker, by staff. it was a fairly large ward and there was a couple day rooms and they were down the halls from the smoke room.
The few of us in the smoke room started joking about it. We were laughing.
She comes walking in. I'm gay but if I was going to do a woman she wasn't too bad. I like heavier people. Some cushion for the pushing and she certainly had it. She was a little older than me I was like 31 32 at the time she must have been 45. Although I've always been into people older than me.
I was still pretty decent looking at the time. I was heavier myself. I still had color in my hair. At the time I was well shaved. Still fairly handsome or at least that's what people told me. I'm a very large man at the time probably 6 ft 2. More likely it was probably just the fact that I was the first guy in the room.
She looked right at me. Smiled real big. Her eyes gleamed. She was really happy to see me. I couldn't believe it. Then she looked down at my knee. She wiggled a little bit. My knee must have looked comfortable.
She came right on over and sat down on my knee. She smiled real big as she looked at me.
She leaned towards me and gave me a big hug. Then she kissed me. And kissed me a few more times. She stopped and looked me in the eyes as she hugged me more.
I felt upper her tits. she had some nice tits. She actually smelled pretty nice. She must have had a shower recently and smelled fresh and clean. She was dry but it hadn't been long. Her long hair smelled nice.
I probably got a whole 3 minutes.
Then someone like a staff person screams, she's in the smoke room. Damn the fun is over.
I took my arms off of her and pulled them back like I was trying to avoid her.
Just as I did the staff were coming in. Damn it they come take a little longer.
There was the bitch Head nurse herself. She had four male nurses with her. She had a big needle in her hand. The male nurses came and grabbed her arms to pick her up.
She managed to slip out and grab me with all she had. She wrapped her arms and legs around me. Felt nice while it wasted. Short goodbye.
The second try the male nurses did get her arms and they start pulling her off me. They dragged her back and finally her legs came loose.
Next was a shot in her ass. they kind of halfway rolled her over. The Head nurse, that bitch herself, stuck it in. I'm sure it didn't feel good. Made me cringe.
Two of the male nurses on her arms switched to her legs. They picked her up spread eagle. She was fairly heavy. They were having to work at it.
She's squirmed enough they dropped her. She squirmed all around and tried to crawl away. It took them a couple tries to get her but of course they got her.
The next time they dragged her. They picked up by her legs a little bit so she couldn't try to fight her hold on to the walls or drag anything but for the most part they dragged her by her arms on her ass.
She was screaming her head off now and there she went out and out the door.
The bitch nurse herself says, somebody grab the restraints on the way and take her down to her room. Strap her down to her bed.
My fun for the day was over. God dammit.
Although the fucking jokes were on. If I had to lose my streaker that loved me at least my day went fairly well with all the damn jokes. It was hilarious.
Here's a picture of me naked in the psych hospital.