So my biggest post ‘being sick with the thing we can’t name’ observation is I’m horny as fuck. Is this normal? You don’t see THAT in any of the stats. Seriously, like super, fuck the bedpost, I haven’t been this horny in years, horny. My husband is reaping the benefits. My fantasy life is off the charts (hence my making dirty pictures with Photoshop). The composites I’ve created pretty much represent the current crop.
- I’m the victim of a Mad Scientist – usually some sort of pseudo Victorian, Steam Punk kind of setting
- Alternately I’m in some dystopian Blade Runner-esq setting, again the victim (pattern much?) of various things – the go too has been to turn me into a sex-slave
- The Jabba the Hutt is for my husband. He’s a huge Star Wars nerd and suggested it. He had to show me the throne room scene with the Twi’lek slave dancer and, damnnnnn, she’s hot. Seriously kinky costume too. No wonder my hubs is as twisted as he is if he grew up on this – I wonder how many kink-o’s were started by Return of the Jedi? But yeah, I’d do her.
- Finally, the good old Alien Abduction. Lots and lots of probing. Ooo, probe me again ET!
What are yours? I really want to know. Comment and tell me!