Today started out great. I took our puppy for a 20 minute drive to the vet's office. He was going to spend the day. I had a gent scheduled to be at the house at 10 a.m. to give an estimate on cutting down, and removing, 2 trees. My wife was due to leave the house at 11:15 a.m. with a return time of about 2 p.m. I'm going to have a lot of time to myself. Wonderful.
By 11:20 a.m. I have my toys out as well as my enema equipment. The tree guy still hadn't arrived; but, I'm not waiting on him. I gave myself two 2 qt. enemas standing in the tub/shower combination and expelling each on the commode. Then came a 3 qt. enema. Between expelling each enema and starting the next one, I can take about 2 steps out of the bathroom and have a good view of the driveway to see if he's arrived. Anyway, next up is another 3 qt. enema with the enema hose going 36" into my colon. I expel it in the tub and down the drain as there is nothing solid coming out - it's all liquid at this point. I text the tree guy after I've put my 4 cock & ball rings on and an 18" dildo up my ass. He's got delayed but will be there shortly. What should I do while I wait and how long is "shortly"?
I know, since I have 18" of dildo up my ass and my cock & balls are liking the rings, why not start mowing the yard. I put my diaper on to make sure the dildo stayed where it belonged. At least I'll be outside when he arrives. I hopped on the riding mower and started on the yard. About 25 minutes later he's still not here so I stopped mowing and went back in the house. I took the dildo out and put the inflatable dildo in. That's when the tree guy shows up. Back on with my diaper and shorts. I still had my shirt on. Outside I go to greet him and we talk about the trees to be removed. He's here about 10 minutes. I had squeezed the bulb on the inflatable penis 10 times before I went outside. Fortunately, the bulb is easily removed and the hose simply fits from my butt, under my crotch and up the front of my diaper. After he left, I went back in the bathroom and had a lot of play time left.
After pumping up the inflatable to several different sizes and "popping it out at each, I was on to the Dick Rambone. BTW, the largest the inflatable was was 3 1/2" diameter which takes squeezing the bulb 40 times. It also takes a lot of effort to force it out at that size. Anyway, I played with the Dick Rambone for a short time. I have to say, just laying in the tub with that thing balls deep in my ass feels absolutely great. If only my wife were really into letting me use my sex toys in front of her, I'd take that thing to bed with me and go to sleep with all 13" buried up my ass. It may come out during the night; or, it may stay in all the way. Who knows? Who cares? But, that's not my reality. After I was finished with this toy, I sat down on the B-10 Tango, the 3.2" x 9" dildo. WOW!!! I like the stretch of that toy. Some day it will go in and out as easily the Dick Rambone........I think/hope. But, that isn't happening right now. I finished playing and went outside to finish mowing.
My wife returned home and the rest of the afternoon was pretty normal. I returned to the vet's office to retrieve the puppy. After I got home, my wife had about 15 minutes before she was to leave to get her hair cut. I could hardly wait because I has promised my ass it could play with both Dick Rambone and Tango again. That's what it did. I only allowed them to play together for about 15 minutes; but, that was plenty of time.
All in all, I had a great day of enemas and anal toys.