Well, how about that. Today my wife announced she was going to a small grocery store about 10 miles away. That means with travel time and shopping time I should have a half hour to myself. That's certainly not an ideal amount of time; but, it's better than none.
As soon as she was out the door, out came my 2 qt. enema bag, the jar of Vaseline, my enema bulb, my inflatable 9 1/2" x 2" penis, and the Astro Glide. In the interest of saving time, I gave myself two 2 qt. enemas while standing in the tub and then put the bag, hose, and nozzle away. I lubed my ass one more time and put the Vaseline away. Then I laid in the tub and gave myself another 2 - 2 1/2 qt. enema. However, while I expelled the first 2 enemas in the toilet, I expelled this one in the tub as I knew there would be no solid matter to contend with.
After expelling this final enema, in went the inflatable. Not knowing when my wife would return, I didn't play very long - just long enough to enjoy it. I finished bathing, put the inflatable, the bulb, and the lubricant away. Yes, it was a quick trip to anal delight; but, I'm sure she won't be leaving the house the next 2 days.
But, I got fortunate today. Late this afternoon I was in our front yard pressure washing the drive, the front stairs and sidewalk, and a 6' x 2' x 3' tall brick & concrete free standing planter box. When I was done, I was covered in dirt. I came in the house about 5:30 and went to bathe and clean up. Well, can I help it the enema bulb, the Vaseline, the inflatable penis and the Astro Glide were all handy in my vanity drawers? Of course I can help it; but, why would I? Out they came for 1 quick enema and about 5 - 10 minutes of anal insertions/pumping it up/pushing it out.
I wonder when my next enemas will be.