My wife simply does not care to join me in any of my kinks. Diapers are definitely out for her as I've approached that topic with her. She also has no interest in using my dildos on my ass as I've asked her about that, as well. The final big kink is my love off all things pee related. I've never even broached that topic with her. Why? Lets just say that after 38 years together I'm well aware of what her reaction would be if I suggested she squat over me so I could enjoy drinking her pee and having it splash on me.
Anyway, with so many stores closed and group activities cancelled, about the only time she leaves the house these days is to go grocery shopping. If I'm lucky, she will leave the house at least one other time during the week for an extended period of time. Grocery shopping is normally a 2+ hour trip as we are 25 - 30 minutes from the grocery. Add in the time she's in the store as well as 1,2, or 3 other errands she might run and I safely have 2 hours to enjoy my kinks.
Today was grocery shopping day. By the time my wife was out of the driveway, I was in the bathroom breaking out my toys. I keep everything in a soft style gym bag that's about 20" wide. In there is my 2 qt. enema bag, 2 hoses (1 with a connector for the bag and another with a connector for my flexible shower hose), an enema bulb without a nozzle, a jar of petroleum jelly, a squeeze container of Astro Lube, a penis pump, a 9.5" x 2" inflatable dildo, a 9" x 2.25" dildo, a 7" x 2.5" "hand" toy, a 7.5" x 2.25" dildo, a 9" x 2.5" dildo, a 17.5" x 1.375" dildo, a 17.5" x 1.5" double headed dildo, a 13" x 2.25" dildo, a 10" x 1.5" double headed dildo, and my American Bombshell B-10 Tango that is 9.5" x 3.2" at its widest point. I also brought in one of my Dry Direct pull up diapers with a capacity of 97 ounces. I keep my stretchy silicone cock rings in a vanity drawer as well as where they belong - around my cock and balls. I had all 4 of them out.
Let the fun begin. Since it's been 6 days since I was last able to get in an enema session, I started today's session with the enema bulb. I hate using the nozzle on the first enema after such a long wait as it tends to get scat on it that needs to be cleaned off before the next enema. Filling myself with an enema bulb minus the nozzle doesn't require that cleanup so quickly into the fun. Anyway, I weigh myself before and after filling so I know how much I've put in and know when I've emptied most all of it. My first enema was right at 2 quarts. I'm not in the practice of holding them in as my time is usually limited to a degree. Thus, I moved from the tub to the toilet and expelled it. That's usually a 10 minute process as it was today.
Next up is the 2 quart enema bag and the 6" nozzle. I hung the bag from the shower pipe which allowed me take the enema standing up. That also allowed me to put the penis pump in place and "pump it up." My cock likes the pump as it tends to fill the 2.25" diameter up most of the shaft length. The tip of the head reaches the 7" mark on the cylinder. In my younger days I always wished for a larger cock; but, I learned to live with what I've got. Actually, without the pump it use to max out at 6.5". Not large at all; but, not small. It was always adequate and seemed to get the job done. But, I digress. After taking this 2 quarts, I went back to the toilet to expel. After another 10 minutes or so, I was ready for another enema. This time, however, I removed the nozzle so I could put the hose further up my colon than is possible with the nozzle in place.
The 3rd enema was 3 quarts. I still had the pump in place from the last enema having never removed it. Once again, I went back to the toilet to expel. Then, I'm back in the shower/tub for my 4th enema. After filling myself with 3 more quarts, I did NOT go to the toilet. Instead, I did something I've never done before as best I can recall. I removed the pump and I put on that high capacity diaper. Then, while standing in the tub & shower I let loose expelling the contents of my colon. As before, it takes about 10 minutes to reasonably void. I know diaper leaking is caused by a combination of capacity, flow rate, and rate of absorption. Well, I can say this diaper held about 2 1/2 quarts without leaking. After taking the diaper off, I sat on the toilet to finish expelling what remained in me. I wish I could pee 2 quarts at one time as the weight and sag of a diaper this full is a thing of joy.
Now I'm ready for a fun time with my toys. I had earlier removed the inflatable dildo, the B-10 Tango, the 17.5" x 1.375" dildo, the 7.5" x 2.25", the 13" x 2.25" dildo, and the 4 cock rings. First, I put the 4 cock rings on. The 3 larger ones around my cock and balls and the smallest one just around my balls. I laid down in the tub and started using the 7.5" dildo on my ass. I'm pretty sure if I were to ever be a bottom for another guy this is the size cock I would hope he had. It really fills me nicely and I could pump it for hours on end while enjoying its please the entire time. But, I don't have that kind of time today. Instead, I move to the 17.5" dildo and enjoy quite a bit of belly bulge action. Next I move on to the 13" dildo. That one is a ton of fun; but, I couldn't handle it as long as the smaller one. Nonetheless, if I were ever lucky enough to be pegged, this is the dildo I'd want being thrust in and out of me. I think, maybe falsely so, that the sensation of being pegged with it would be different than working it solo. Solo play is either standing or laying on my back. Being pegged I could be on my back holding my legs up or I could be on my hands and knees. I think on my hands and knees would be most enjoyable. But what do I know about these things? Nothing, because I've never been pegged.
After playing with this dildo, I got out of the tub. I put the enema bag, the enema bulb, and the 3 dildos away that I had used. I also put the B-10 away without using it. I was getting ready to put the Astro Glide on the inflatable when the phone rang. It was my wife calling to say she was about 15 minutes from home. She had made good time on her trip and was getting home a lot earlier than expected. She almost always calls on her way home from shopping so I can be ready (dressed) to help her bring packages in. (I normally sit around in a golf shirt and my diaper.) I'm also fairly certain she knows I'm likely playing in the tub when she's gone and she doesn't want to walk in on me like happened one time a while back. Anyway, I put everything away except for the 2 cock and ball rings I still have on 7 1/2 hours later, got dressed, took the dog out, and helped her unload the groceries when she arrived home. I was really looking forward to that inflatable and pumping it up inside me to 3.5".
I can hardly wait for everything to open up again as that means she will normally be out of the house 3 days each week for 2 - 5 hours each time. I really need more time alone as one play day/week simply isn't enough. This weekend, as luck would have it, I'm making a trip to visit a sick friend (nothing remotely related to COVID-19). I will spend 2 nights in a motel. I will have my arsenal of toys with me.