My roommate had this absolutely dry sense of humor along the lines of Bob Newhart. We both were diapered up in anticipation of watching TV with the other guys (who were mostly diapered up too). It might have been best if we had gone out with the herd; we were mostly all diaperboys by this time. I went to my bunk to take a nap; Bob did the same. I snapped awake and ordered Bob to my bunk; then the ceiling caved in over his bunk seconds later.
"You've given me a whole new outlook on the word "NOW".
We ended up staying with Joey next door, and Bob and I ended up with each others hands down the front of our diapers, and conked out.
I think that's real hot to do that with a buddy. I mean, gay or straight, or whatnot.
Waking up is confusing "Hey, I gotta get up, I have to take a leak." "Oh. Riiight. Mind if I pee on your hand?"