Door number 1 , door number 2 , or door number 3

Ok hope I got your attention , but the title doesnt refer to the sexual locations one can engage in , or is it ? Myself , like many on this site grew up watching Let's Make Deal on TV and have heard that phrase used many times on that classic game show . Doors 1 and 2 usually have good prizes , door number 3 was a crap shoot , most of the time it was crap and the constant most of the time lost everything . So what are you ? Door 1 , 2 , or 3 ? Or I can give you what I have in my pocket ? Which deal do you take ? Thinking about it I guess it all depends on what you are into and enjoy. Door number 1 is pretty much the same and has been from the dawn of life. Door number 2 for those who enjoy the back door , that could be anything related to the backside, which I can tell many here are into in some shape , or form. Now here we arrive at Door 3 , what is it ? Why are some many willing to risk and lose on that door , when they know 1 and 2 are pretty much a sure thing and you probably will enjoy and have a good time . What intrigues so many on the mystery door named number 3 ? The cash in the pocket pretty much adds to be a self service time with you , yourself and no one else. If anyone in the audience has a five dollar bill , I will give you the option of door number 1, door number 2 , or door number 3 . Crowd screams door 1 , no 2 , door 3 door 3 , door 3 ! ! I will take Door number 3 Monty . Let's open door number 3 , and booooos , you just won lifetime supply of lard . Should of picked 1 which had a car behind it . Oh well thank you so much for playing .