After dark one Saturday I saw headlights pull into our driveway. They didn't drive the hundred yards up to the house, but just stopped and turned off the lights. It was too dark to see, so just before bedtime we got a flashlight and walked down to the road to see if they were still there. The car was still there and they had spread a blanket on the lawn. A man about 20 and a high school age girl (both naked ) were on the blanket. I was unable to wake the man, but the girl was able to sit up though not coherent. The man was way to large for me to carry but the girl was petite and looked like less than 100 pounds. I lifted her to her feet and tried to figure how I could get her over my shoulder, when she said “wait”. I steadied her while she peed on the lawn and her feet. My wife folded the blanket over the sleeping man and I got the girl over my shoulder and carried her into the house. We wanted to call her parents to come and get her, but she said they were out of town for the weekend and their number was on a pad in her house. Cell phones were still a long way into the future.
Her whole body was covered in a sticky mix of wine and barf, so we had to get her rinsed off. Three in our shower was a crowd but I held her up while my wife washed her off. We put her in our guest bedroom for the night. When I woke in the morning she was standing silently and naked , at the foot of our bed . She looked pretty good considering her condition last night. Aah youth.
My wife found her a T-shirt and shorts and the three of us walked down the driveway to check on her friend. The blanket was still there but the man, the car, and her clothes were gone. After breakfast, I drove her home.