Relaxing Day

This morning I got up and retrieved the paper, poured a cup of coffee, had a slice of toast and read the paper. Then I turned to the crossword puzzle and took it and my coffee into the bathroom and took a big, 2-quart, hot, soapy enema, repeated the process and took another 2-quart, hot soapsuds enema. Then I took a final 3-quart, really hot, really soapy enema and inserted a butt plug to help me hold it until I finished climaxing. When I left the bathroom the crossword was completed and I was one clean boy. It is a lot more elaborate routine than my mother's, but similar nonetheless. Her morning routine as that she would go into the bathroom, smoke a cigarette, drink a cup of coffee and work the daily crossword puzzle. Then, most mornings, she took a soapsuds enema, and many times, as a small child, I was included in this activity with me also being given an enema while draped across her lap. So, I have kept up Mom's routine with the only exceptions being forgoing the cigarette and ramping up the enema procedure.