This was unexpected, to say the least.
We woke up at 4AM. My wife complained of stomach ache due to gasses — I also had some but to a less extent. We blamed the turnips in the Christmas dinner. She was apologizing profusely due to the farts she kept emitting, and I was telling her this was ok (at least they were not smelly). She took some activated charcoal pills, but until they took effect she was still farting, apologizing, complaining about stomach ache, etc.
Finally I said “What was your mom’s solution when you were in the same predicament?”. “An enema? On Christmas night? Well I guess it’s either that or more farting...”.
So my lovely wife got bottom up head down in the bathroom, as I held the nozzle and warm water flowed into her. The expelling was… noisy. But at least in the end some of the pressure was relieved.
I washed her rear wish soap, but then, as she was bent over in the shower, also cleaned up her genitals. “Oh! Do you have other ideas?” We then cuddled in bed, less bothered by uncouth noises, and, after a lot of playing, we made love.