I’ve Never Wanted an Enema So Badly!
One of the things I mention in my Zity profile is how many people misunderstand our love for enemas. They see them as arcane and outdated medical procedures that are just simply gross. But they would be wrong. They are good for far more than the obvious.
Hubby and I are on day five of our evacuation from our coastal Carolina home as a result of Hurricane Florence. The good news is we are staying with close friends about 150 miles inland and their hospitality has been absolutely wonderful. To take in two former neighbors for the duration of this hellish nightmare is, indeed, what true friendship is all about.
That said, I cannot recall a time when I have wanted an enema so badly! Heck, not just one enema, but a whole days worth! My desire to wash away the tension and anxiety that has built up over the past week when we first heard that Florence could hit our home community as a Category 4 hurricane and we had to leave.
With my enema gear securely inside our home and me away with the bare necessities, it has only served to heighten my appetite for an infusion of warm salted water.
I suppose it is a matter that absence makes the heart grow fonder…and the fact that you want something you can’t have makes it even more of an obsession! Hopefully, as the flood waters recede and the roads reopen, we'll be able to return home later this week. We heard from a neighbor who is a first responder that our home survived intact. Power was restored this morning and I can't wait to get home.
But who am I to complain?
There are literally thousands who have lost so much over the past four days. Materially, they have lost possessions and in many cases livelihoods. Still others have lost far more, their lives. Thankfully their numbers are remarkably few. Let’s hope it stays that way.
In the days ahead, recovery will come and life will get back to a predictable monotony that will be so welcome. And even this ol’ enema deprived klismo will find that joy that comes from indulgence in a procedure not everyone understands.
Comments
hoser10 inch nozzle 1 year ago
I just had surgery. I fell and broke my ankle and had to have a plate put in while I was in the hospital I was constipated and I was asked enemas well I got a enema on the 3 day of my stay and day after then the doctor said that I I would have to take laxatives and I refused to to take them so I told them I was going home and they released me and I was constipated when I left. I wanted a enema so bad but had to go home to get one
Sanuk 2 years ago
I appreciate this blog, how you compose, and glad I found this blog, I get it.
fleetedude69 2 years ago
love your blog
GyneDoll 2 years ago
I'm happy things are getting better for you. Your writing is immaculate and you are very interesting.
Danny51 2 years ago
Glad you're both safe
Thursdays child 2 years ago
Living in the UK hurricanes on the east coast of the US and in the Caribbean are news stories but don't have much reality. Your blog has really opened my eyes to the reality of such an event.
The thought of having to leave one's home and precious possessions because of a weather or other event is too dreadful to contemplate.
Enemas, so relaxing, need time and privacy and neither of those commodities come when you are away from your nest.
Trust you can get home to an undamaged property very soon.
EnemaAndIvory 2 years ago
Glad that you are safe. Hope you and hubby have a full weekend of enemas when you get back to your home.
n/a 2 years ago
Glad you & yours are all ok. I have relatives there. What a huge mess.
Justme3 2 years ago
I had been thinking of you, believe it or not. I've been all down the coast over the years and it's all low lands for many miles. I could not believe how long that storm just stalled. We down in fl have experienced the wettest year I can remember. Hopefully you can get back into your house soon, with power. We've gone as long as a week without power, but do have a generator. Take care!
Loveitkinky 2 years ago
@debgurl glad to read that you and yours are ok and your home escaped damage. Here’s hoping you’re able to return to it, some sanity and the comfort of the bag and nozzle very soon.
beebe 2 years ago
Very good news!