You may think you know what I'm talking about but you are only partially correct. You see, I'm not only an enema enthusiast, I'm also a dive bum that likes a hose up my bum.
After getting a little plugged up on my last trip, I took my bag with me this time. Staying at a Mexican all inclusive will sure get your colon full of stuff that needs to find its way out. The alcohol is a bonus but I'm not a big drinker. I do like a nice mojito on the beach but not when I'm going to be diving.
Cozumel has some of the best, most accessible diving in the part of the world I live in. Lots of coral, lots of wildlife from sharks to turtles to rays and more fish than I'll ever know the name of.
Diving is a guilty pleasure of mine. You are in tight fitting neoprene, have weights strapped to you, you are breathing from a tank on your back and wearing a mask. If it weren't for the water and the muggles, it would be the setting for some kinky fun!
This trip, after the 3rd day, I was starting to feel bloated and sluggish. I wasn't brave enough to pack my double balloon nozzle so I had to make due with the little butt tip. Also, I only used bottled water. Luckily, they brought a new 2 liter bottle every day! It was a bit cool but it had the required effect and I felt better immediately afterwards.
I wonder what the TSA agent would have said if he'd seen my double balloon nozzle in my carry on luggage? What would the Mexican agent said if he found it? They have kept my extra flashlight batteries before for no reason they could articulate in English or my limited Spanish.
Anyone travel with their kinky things through the airport? Anyone bat an eye or question you about it?