06.08.2009a new top ten list
Ok kids this is the top ten things to " not do while visitng disney with friends" if your ab/dl LOL
10. if lost dont go the guys with badges on they take you to the nursery area and make you stya there till someone comes n gets you( snow and hazle hold my hands so i dont get taken away LOL)
9. never belive two girls with wicked grins on their faces when they say its just a belt try it on, ( this is a ploy its really a baby harness and they plan on using it on you )
8. that weird taste you asked about and the girls said it was nothing was a big fat lie!!! ( this was a liquid laxitive and now your gonna poop your diapers without controll in front of everyone)
7. when you see a crib in the room and the girls say ohh it must have just been left there by mistake form the last people to stay in the room( again a big lie told by the girls this is your bed for the week silly baby)
6. dont belive when the girls tell you its just a merry go round ( again a lie this is space mountain and its scary n fast roller coaster)
5.when your girl says she got you some new shorts to wear dont wear them. ( they a have snap crotch and makes it easier for them to change you they are not real pants they are real baby pants LOL)
4. if your girl says she will order for you dont let her( this is her way of getting you the childs dinner of mac n cheese while they eat steak )
3. If your girl says lets go to the beach and grabs the beach purse make sure its not your diaper bag( this is another way for them to try and embaress you by changing you right there on the beach)
2. never lie to the girls about a poopy diaper if they ask you( this is really important because they will just bend you over right there and check in fornt of the whole park of people wathcing )
and the number one thing to not ever do while visiting disney with friends if your ab/dl
1. dont ever forget to thank the girls for taking such good care of you and your friends while there ( this is just plain nice to do and also its how you get out of that wet diaper your sitting in LOL
Comments
n/a 13 years ago
Teehee Honest, it is the crib from the previous guests! Of course Snowy and I would be more than happy to hold your hand so you don't get lost! We don't want any lost toddlers running around!
mamasboy 13 years ago
that is why i asked them to hold my hands while there. this way i wont get lost or harnessed . better to be safe then embaressed LOL
Luvs It 13 years ago
This could be a long list, keeping it at ten is a good idea. But, I thought of one to add. Don't be in so much of a rush to get to the next ride or attraction, that you run ahead and leave your girl. That will most definitely get that harness put on you with a short leash!
n/a 13 years ago
Teehee, oh hunni <3 WOOT