20.07.2009 Top ten things for zity. biz memebers

OK kids this is a top tne list of things we here at all the zity.biz sites would love to hear at the doctors office.

10. Nurse can you please bring the restraint system ????(a personnel favorite of mine LOL)

9. Doctor here is the 18fr cathater you wanted!!!( umm this why i like diapers caths suk)

8. Please undress put on the robe place you legs in the stirups and relax im going to insert a speculum in you, thats it just relax nothing to worry about !!(easy for them to say they aint the ones spread wide and exposed and vulnerable).

7. Nurse mash!!! can you please bring the table of shots there i need to inject them beofre he starts to regain his strenth?( not a personnel favorite )

6. Once the enema is in place stick this butt plug in him/her and keep him/her tied down for about a hour or so. ( i know there are more then few here who would love that one LOL).

5. We will leave the cahtater in for about three weeks rendering them incontinent for the rest of their lives. ( seeing some here think its fun to be so ).

4. The paitent seems to be constipated stick in a whole box of suppositories LOL!!(again not much fun but it could be in the right situation).

3. You seem to be a little backed up here!! NUrse please bring me the 5quart enema bag and the retaining nozzel with the hand and feet restraint system !!!( never tired this one but it does have a certain ring to it dont it)??.

2. im sorry but you still need diapers momasboy, your just not ready for big boy pants yet. Maybe next year we will try potty training for you!!( A personnel story but still would be fun to hear put that way one time LOL)!!!

And the number one thing we here at zity.biz sites would love to hear at the doctors office !!!

1. You are fine nothing wrong with likeing a little kink in life. now get up on the table put your legs in the stirups and we will strap you in give you a shot, place a huge enema in you, then diaper you, and send you down to the nursery ward where the nice nurse will put you in your crib and give you a bottle and make you feel a whole lot better!!! ( well its kinda long but it covers any and all things here in one thing LMAO)!!!