Infinite
This actually happened last night. Sort of funny and sort of embarrassing.
Oral sex
I am a lesbian. Once I had a partner who would not kiss me if I had gone down on her. She would make me get up and brush my teeth and wash my face. That relationship did not last long, to say the least. Yesterday I was texting with this girl I have known for years on a social media site. I always wondered why she never had a boyfriend or girlfriend. Well, I started reading her past posts. She asked in an open post if she was the only girl who did not like oral. Dogs do that and I'm not a dog. For all you guys who did it to me, now you know why I left. Guys and girls started cheering her on. I was thinking did she really just say that in an open post? To each their own. I will continue to be her friend but now I understand why she is single and has been for years. She may eventually find someone. But she better not start in again asking me why she is single. If she does I will tell her. I like it. LOL
Awkward
This actually happened. Sort of funny and sort of embarrassing.I was doing some laundry. I went through the house collecting towels, wash clothes, and anything in the bathrooms. In the hall bathroom which is the guest/my sisters’ bathroom, I took all the towels out. I noticed her bag hanging from the bar in the tub and didn’t think anything about it. She and her girlfriend usually use my bathroom for that because it is much larger. In my bathroom, it is nothing new to see a bag hanging to dry. Guest do not normally use my bathroom unless there is a party. Then I make sure everything is put away. Anyway, I went back to the laundry room and continued washing, drying and folding, etc. I was watching TV off and on as well as chatting.It was pretty late around 11:00 PM and the auto lights for the driveway came on. I thought it was my sister coming home. It was actually a friend I used to work with. I had not seen her in over a year. She said she was visiting a friend in the area and happened to drive by and see my lights on. She decided to stop and just say hello because she never gets out here. She was a little worried about driving down the mountain into town because she had been drinking beer and wine and just needed to sober up a little. That was a shocker. I mean as I remembered she was straight, not do anything at all naughty. She never drank, cursed etc. So I gave her some tea and started fixing her an omelet. She asked to use the bathroom and I told her to go through the archway to the right and second door down on your left. A bit later she came out and sat on the couch and we started talking about movies. I asked besides cheese what else she would like on her omelet. I had the fridge door open calling out stuff. Of course, she wanted bacon, onions, and some other things. I refilled her ice tea also. So as I am doing all this she has to use the restroom again. After we ate we talked a bit and she used the restroom a few more times. I told her she was welcome to stay in the spare room or on the couch. She took me up on the spare room. She kept using the restroom a lot last night. Must have been the beer, wine and tea. Then this morning she asked if she could take a shower. I went to the laundry room and got her a towel and washcloth. As I was taking them to the bathroom she was already in there. She opened the door and I handed them to her and she closed the door. I heard the water in the tub running. It didn’t bother me because I was off today. Anyway, she was in there for a few hours. That also was not unusual. I mean we have to put on makeup etc. Then she came out all dressed and thanked me for all I did and left.I grabbed the decorative towels for the hall bathroom and went in. That is when I noticed my sister’s bag again. Talk about embarrassed! She never said a word about it. I have been thinking about it all day. It’s impossible to tell if she used it because it was wet from her soaking in the tub and then she used the shower as well. I doubt she did. But I am still embarrassed. LOLThat was six years ago and hasn't ever happened again.I told my sister and her girlfriend and now they keep their bags in my bathroom. I have six to seven bags in there. My sister has one, her girlfriend has one and her girlfriend's niece has one and the rest are mine. That would be sort of rude to use someone's bag like that. But then again my sister did it to me while I was at work before she moved down here and moved in with me. But that is my sister. Even with my sister, I was embarrassed for a while.
Comments

Real Screamer 1 year ago
Sounds like someone you should invite back and get to know better. You might just find a new enemamate.

Lance29 3 years ago
There is nothing nicer than accommodating a guest. We all have needs.

easy123 3 years ago
Since she was a good friend I would assume you would meet/have met again and that the conversation might/just might drift(ed) to "tales of the backside" and you might gain/have gained the nerve to ask her if she needed the bag or if she liked the bag. I would be fascinated with a sequel, should this ever occur.

fleetedude69 5 years ago
lucky her

rainyjane 9 years ago
thats a great story

ruintoe69 9 years ago
have a new bag & bulb ready for this intrusion into bathroom cabinets.

n/a 9 years ago
Maybe we should all keep a fresh enema setup in the guest bathroom and offer guests the chance for a relaxing session ;)

zensurf980 9 years ago 1
My wife had a baby shower for one of her friends and the last time I noticed that the cupboard that we have with enema bags and colon tubes and some pretty wild enema nozzles was opened. Do this time I put a tiny piece of scotch tape on it so that I could see when it was opened. After the party was on for about a half hour I went in the bathroom and sure enough the cupboard had been opened and I went into the party and tried to figure out which college aged girl had opened up the cupboard. I saw a studious girl with large breasts and black rimmed glasses and the shortest dress I have ever seen sitting on the edge of the sofa sort of staring at me. She disappeared and soon after I went back to the bathroom and the cupboard had been opened again but this time all the stuff was moved around but the tape definitely was off the door. I went back in the living room for a few minutes and then went back to the bathroom and it was locked up tight. I knocked but no answer. After a few minutes she appeared again and was bright red in the face. I went back to the bathroom where I opened the cupboard again and the douched bag and nozzle were totally wet and the bulb enema and nozzle were also dripping wet in the cupboard...do you think she got so hot she douched and took an enema or two?

Danny51 9 years ago
Awesome
Comments
CCTGUY 8 months ago
Hello Tabitha, As a heterosexual male, I certainly respect your sexual interest. However, I found your posting to be quite erotic. Thank you!
Jumper1949 9 months ago 2
That is interesting I know some women don't really want you to kiss them when face is all wet from their pussy but reluctently will
rigid58 9 months ago 3
Show me a man (hetero) or a woman lesbian that does not enjoy the pleasure of eating a warm sweet tasting pussy and I will show you a woman that I can take away, and as for taste it is the nectar of a flower
rigid58 9 months ago 1
Show me a man (hetero) or a woman lesbian that does not enjoy the pleasure of eating a warm sweet tasting pussy and I will show you a woman that I can take away, and as for taset it is the nectar of a flower