The morning sun shone through the sheer curtains covering the kitchen window. Seated at the table across from each other are Jill and Jack, just starting on their second cup of coffee.

"Y'know, your day off is coming up in 2 days and with the kids in school, we'll have the house all to ourselves from 9:00 on."

Recognizing an opportunity to indulge in his favorite pastime, Jack was eager. "Hmm... So whad'ya thinkin' babe? A little hanky-panky perhaps?" The thought of sex with his lovely wife never failed to produce a stirring "down there".

Jill smiled slyly. "I was thinking of something along those lines. You do remember we agreed I would be helping you with some of your behaviour issues?" There were a few things Jack did continually that drove Jill nuts. Constant reminders were useless and after many years of putting up with it, Jill was determined to do something about it.

"Yes. I remember." They'd decided she was the more mature of the two and decisions revolving around correcting any of his poor behavior would be left to her discretion.

"Well, I'm thinking this Monday would be a perfect time to get started on that. You've been pretty cocky lately and I think you should be taken down a peg." Jill had given this quite a bit of thought.

"What? Cocky? I haven't been cocky." That was one of Jack's behaviours they'd agreed needed to be worked on.

"That's a good example of it right there! See mister?!? It's very simple - if I say you've been cocky, you've been cocky! Do you think I'm lying when I say that? How rude! You're not accusing me of lying, are you Jack?"

"No, I just meant to say..."

Jill cut him off in mid-sentence. "Well it sure sounds like it to me! Do you hear how impolite that is? I really don't like being spoken to like that, Jack. You're talking to me like a rude little boy!"

"Sorry." Jack felt his cheeks blushing with embarrassment.

"Not as sorry as you're going to be, I'm afraid. Now, you've asked me to help you with your behaviour and agreed to any methods I may decide on. Isn't that correct?"

"Well...yes, but..." A strong feeling of regret and impending doom washed over him as she continued to scold him.

"That's right! And I just said you've been acting like a little boy, didn't I?"

"Well...yes, but..." How terribly embarrassing!

"Well then I think you should look the part, don't you?"

"I s'pose so. No wait... what do you mean?"

"First, we're going to take all your clothes off and put them away for the day. You won't be needing them. Then you're going to kneel in the tub where I'm going to soap up your bum cheeks really good and shave them clean. With no hair on your bum you'll look just like the little boy you've been acting like."

Jack couldn't believe his ears.

"You'll also be required to hold your cheeks apart for me so I can shave between them - and so I can soap up your tender little bum hole inside and out, too." She had obviously given this some thought and was enjoying her husbands reactions as she slowly revealed the details of her plan.

"Aw jeez Jill..." He knew her soapy finger would really sting as well as be extremely embarrassing. He quickly surmised that this was the discipline she had warned him about but immediately thought a shaved bum and soapy bum hole was going a bit too far.

"Hush! I'm not finished!"

"What? Isn't that enough?" Bob was noticeably flustered.

"Oh no, sweetheart. Shaving your bum is just the beginning! Once you're all dried off, you're going over my lap, so I can spank your clean-shaven bum. This time it's going to be a really hard spanking. I'll be using my wooden spoon on you - for a very long time!"

"But honey... noooo... not that!! Jack didn't like the sound of that at all.

"Shh! Just listen! When your bottom starts to get tender and you jump up, your spanking won't be over."

"Huh?" It always had been in the past. This wasn't sounding good for Jack.

"No. Not this time. That's just when we'll take a break. I'll be getting you hard and horny and putting you into restraints - because this Monday I'll be spanking you until I'm satisfied you've learned your lesson - not until you've decided you've had enough. And I'm afraid we'll be going long past that point.

"You know that this is going to be a discipline spanking, so I'll be paying special attention to the sensitive areas like your cheek bottoms. And I'll be using the switch you whittle for me between your cheeks. This must be a spanking to remember - so in the future you'll think twice before you're rude to me."

"But honey..." Jack's rudeness had gotten him into a heap of trouble. A switch?!? Yikes!!

Jill crossed her arms, determined to continue. "Sorry, darlin'. It's way to late for 'but honey'. You're getting a spanking and you can't wiggle your way out of it! You're rudeness has earned you a very sore bum - and that's exactly what I intend to give you. That ego of yours has been running wild and needs to be corralled - and a long, hard spanking should nicely take care of that.

Jack just sat and watched his pretty wife explain his fate, overwhelmed as every lurid detail seemed to top the last.

"Now, where was I? Oh yes... once your shaved bum is brilliant red from a very sound spanking, and your little bum hole is tenderized from the switching it's going to get, you're getting your soap dildo. Over my lap. In and out until it's dissolved! That will give us some quality together-time and we can have a nice long talk about respect and the importance of being polite."

"Soap dildo?" Jack's heart seemed to skip a beat and he felt a shortness of breath as she helped with his confusion.

"Yes, cut from a fresh bar of soap. I read about in on female led relationship site. You soak it in hot water for a minute to soften it up; then you slice it lengthwise into thirds. Roll 'em in your hands to round off the edges and you've got 3 soap bum dildos. Easy, huh? And, when I'm using it on you, every now and then I'll dip it in a glass of water to keep it slippery.

Before Jack could speak, she continued on.

"Once the soap dildo is all dissolved and inside you - I expect it should take 10 minutes or so for that - you're getting 2 soapy enema bulbs with my douche nozzle - and you must ask politely for them, or I'll start spanking again until you do."

Big moan from Jack.

"We'll follow your enemas with a little corner-time - so you can show off your nice, red bum, while you hold in your enemas and think about being a better behaved boy in the future. I'm going to take some pictures so you can look at them during the week as a reminder to be a good boy."

"Oh geez, Jill. That's too much." He had never imagined she would use such extreme measures. He thought it was done at shaving his cheeks.

"Sweety, you need this and mark my words: you're going to get it! Now stop complaining - we haven't even got to the fun part yet!

Jack was speechless. There was more?!?

"So, after you've cooled off in the corner and your bum is all cleaned out from your enema, we'll get down to business. Remember I said I'm going to take you down a peg?"

"Yes."

"Well, after your enemas, I'm going to bend you over a pile of pillows on the bed and officially take you down a peg. Can you guess what that entails?"

"Um..."

"I'll give you a hint: it involves your tail and a peg. Can you guess now?"

"Um..." Jack was confused and lost for words. Luckily Jill was happy to help.

"I'm going to fuck you with the new strapon I ordered, silly! That's pegging. Get it? Take you down a peg, pegging...? Clever huh?"

Jack was a little stunned but finally managed to stammer, "Clever." He had no idea Jill had ordered a strap-on dildo and the thought of her using it on him drained all the color from his blushing face.

"Yes and I'm afraid you're in for a long, hard ride, my darling. The dildo I ordered is as big around as my wrist - and it's 9 inches long! I suspect it will be quite uncomfortable for you - but that's what you need. Be warned I also intend on taking spanking breaks when I'm fucking you, to help you learn to be a good boy. I expect we'll be using restraints for that."

Holding his chin up, she saw the amazement in her lover's face as she finished him off. "And if you aren't a very polite, well behaved boy - for all of your discipline on Monday - I'll be lubing my strap-on dildo with mushy Ivory soap, so it will also sting when I push it in and pull it out of you.

"Either way, after 30 minutes with my new strap-on, I guarantee you're going to forever know what well-fucked feels like.

"So, I hope the treatment your bottom is going to receive on Monday will be a good reminder for you to be polite to me. It better - or we'll just keep using soapy discipline every week until you learn. I'm pretty sure that eventually you're bound to catch on.

"Now, go cut me a nice, long switch and get to work on your soap dildos, bad boy!"

The End (or should that be, "His End"?)