A Visit to the Cleaners
I Answer the Ad
I was visiting a video site, when one of those annoying pop-up ad appeared in the lower right corner. "Colon Cleaners, full service, lowest cost. Call XXX-XXX-XXXX for details." I usually delete them as soon as they appear, but this was in my area code, and I was intrigued. So, I called. "Colon' Cleaners," the female voice on the other end answered with a distinctly Spanish accent. I stammered, "Sorry, wrong number. I misread your ad." I stammered. Before I could hang up, the voice switched to a very English accent, "Wait, maybe not! Were you thinking it was a body organ?" Now, I WAS intrigued! I almost yelled, "YES!" She continued, "What would you like to know?" "Is this a colonic hydrotherapy clinic?" "No, we are three sisters, all nurses, who were raised getting enemas and finding them very satisfying, aside from the health benefits. We decided to go into nursing because we enjoyed giving them, as well as getting them and thought nursing was give us a way to find others who reacted positively as we gave them one."
"After college and nursing school, we found jobs at local hospitals. We soon discovered that enemas were not as common as we thought, and that aides administered them, not nurses. Obviously, we were disappointed. We had taken a large house in the neighborhood close to our work, and it had five bedrooms. Sizing up our situation, we decided that the two spare rooms could be turned into exam/treatment rooms for our enema play. We had played with each other since childhood, and had amassed quite a hoard of enema and other medfet equipment. AND, we are nurses with a huge store of enema know-how. Nurses don't make a lot of money, but with three of us working, we were doing fine financially. What we lacked was other people to play with. Finally, we hit upon the idea of placing ads on fetish websites, and after trying several, hit upon the one you answered. So, what would you like to know?"
I was beside myself with excitement, and immediately wanted to know what they offered, where they were located, and of course, prices. She replied, "First, I'm Victoria, NOT Vickie, so don't go there. My sisters are Violet and Vanessa. Our mom was a bit obsessed with the letter 'V', she laughed. Our clinic is in our home at XXXXX Clover Lane. We are very careful with our patients, so before we go any further, I'll ask you to make an appointment for a fact-finding meeting. There's no cost, and it could take up to two hours. You can meet us, and we can get to know you. Knowing you may include a quick exam, and lab specimens; we want to be sure you're DDF, so that there is nothing to spread to us, or other patients. We work shifts, of course, but there is always at least one of us home. As it happens, we are all off tomorrow evening, so you can come by at 6:00 if you wish." "Of course, I will be there!"