"Eric, Love, we have been pooting it off a wee bit. Your mum, Julia's mum, and Gina all agree with me your man stench needs to gooo right quick. Ya girlfriend will be appreciatin a nice clean Eric when she wakes up from her kip. Will I be halpin ya with ya bath or would you prefer Gina?"

Eric moistens his lips. "Actually I was just thinking about which nurse I would prefer when the police officer was questioning me. Both of you protected me from Dr. Sharma. It would be a very hard decision."

"So which narse do you fancy more?"

"Very tough call. If both of you are indifferent, I'd choose you because you are going to go home and be my nurse if I ever get out of the hospital. If Gina asked which I'd prefer I would tell her her because this is her work assignment and she has more authority here. Let me throw it back at you nurses which do YOU prefer help me with my bath?

"Actually, we both had a friendly tiff in the cafeteria which lady fancied you more. Didn't have enooof time ta sort it all ooooot. How aboot we wait fur Gina to trot harself here and we a good row over ya."

Gina walks in ten minutes later, "I come bearing more healing gifts for your butt!" Claire helps him roll over and opens up his gown.

"I was just cursing to high heavens ta Eric about his odorous stench and what should be done aboot it."

After injecting Eric, Gina lifts his arm and sniffs his armpit, "Yeah, he could use a good scrubbing. I am going to warm up his shower now."

"Gina, Love, I knooo ya are busy. Would be noooo trouble at all for me to be halpin Eric."

"No problem here either, my coffee kicked in I am feeling pumped to give Eric a nice thorough bath."

The two nurse look eachother up and down and then stare at Eric until he laughs hysterically.