"Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee."

"Coming, Love!" Claire looks at a walker and wheelcair and opts for the chair. "Gonna ease ya ooop and ease ya in ya chair nice and sloooo."

"Owwwww, ouch, ouch. I think my walking days are over." Claire looks at her feet sadly as she pushes the chair to the bathroom.

"Sorry love, I know chaps love to wee their willy standing up but would you mind quite a lot if you had a seat."

Eric looks up at Claire apologetically as he opens the front of his gown to show his predicament, "Claire, I am so sorry, it won't fit unless you help me lean forward."

"Sooo, sorry Love. It is quite big isn't it and you did just wake up now. Silly oversight on me part."

Eric smiles at Claire noticing her shiny blind hair and dimples as he begins tinkling, "How old are you, Claire?

"Twenty fuuuur"

"Mmmmmm, Can you be honest with me, I won't break down or anything? Will I be able to walk unassisted ever again?"

"Probably not, Love. Your injury usually takes months to improve. Your time is running out, yah?"

Eric sighs, "This is gonna hurt Julia so bad. She always needs to help and heal others. She needs to heal her own body and she doesn't need this at all."

"Eric, you desaarve to be on her mind, yah? She fancies ya quite a bit and it is completely normal for her to worry. She's a strong garl and can handle worryin about you and harself just fiiine."

"I just need to know she is ok and handling it all well. I need her to wake up so bad."

"Officer, officer! I would like do repord a possible crime againsd a patiend of mine, Errric Anderson."

The officer takes out his pad, "Actually, why I am here. We are investigating the accident and any reports of criminal negligence. Please, go ahead... Doctor?"

""Dr. Sharma, well, officer, I was drying do examine my patiend and was blocked access do him. I have a strong suspicion Errric is being dreated very badily by his caregiver girlfren."

"Julia Armstrong? Is that her name by any chance?"

"Yes, dat's her. Bossy liddle blond girl. She grabbed syringe oud of my hand and gave Errric a shot withoud him telling her id is ok."

Officer jots down information, "So you suspect Eric's injuries may have been partially or largely caused by negligence from his girlfriend?"

"I will nod know dat until I examine him."

The officer pauses and puts the pen back into his shirt pocket, "It says here Mr. Anderson is an adult male and is conscious and aware. Why aren't you asking him about what happened?"

"Sir, I am a medical experd and have vasd experience in invesdicading injuries. You have no idea what you are dalking about. I just dold you his girlfren mighd be hurding him and you don'd care, Sir! You are a very sdupid public servand who can'd dink for himself! Errric is very afraid of his bossy girlfren and deserves prodecdion!"

"Ma'am, there is no reason to make a scene. We can question Mr. Anderson if you like and let him know he is safe from retaliation."

"Docdorr, not Ma'am! You are nod going to dell me how do prodecd my padiend. So sdupid!"

The tiny Indian woman begins slapping the very tall and muscular officer. His dodges infuriate her so she she starts kicking as well. A cute redheaded police officer takes her down from behind her and repeats the command to put her hands behind her back.

Gary begins drooling as he stands up and walks passed Katie, " Thhhst...That looks like Dr. Charmin. Wow, she sure is feisty. I would pay $500 to see her fight in a cage fight."

Laura rubs her face, "That is strangely specific."

Katie covers her face. "Oh my God, it is her! Gary, I think we may need to think about switching doctors for Eric."