"Ugh, Eric hold still, why aren't you cumming? Gentle pressure with the thermometer against the G spot. Shit, phone is ringing. It's my mom. Eric stay there with your pants down and hold still, I will return the favor...Hey, Mom, no, we ARE NOT doing that." Julia removes the thermometer from Eric's butt. "Oh, she called again? You didn't give her my number, did you? Mom, no, she doesn't want to be my little friend she wants to be my kissy kissy lesbian girlfriend. Mom, just don't pick up next time she calls, I'll talk to you later, bye."

"Julia, Babe, can I pull my pants up?"

"Yeah, go ahead, I don't get it, I did it like ten times just like the website said and nothing, you do it to me four times and my faucet breaks with more force each time."

"What is the real issue here? You can make me ejaculate by lightly stroking me. Why the butt stuff?"

"I just want one beautiful experience we can share together and talk about intimately."

"Like with Beth?"

"Eric, stop it!"

"Still alot of unresolved passion there, otherwise you could confront it and let it go. You must still love her."

"Fine, Eric, I love her, are you fucking happy?"

"Then why are you with me?"

"I love you like a million times more!"

"Even when we first started talking and you two just broke up?"

"She told me I wasn't allowed to talk to you or be your friend, like I was her fucking property!"

"She was worried and she was right. She was just afraid of losing you."

"What's your point, Eric?"

"You told me a while back not to hate Beth. I guess, I don't anymore that is all. She must be nice if you care about her."

"Eric...I got to go in a minute. Let's not get into anything heavy, ok?"

"Heavy, huh? You wouldn't by any chance be meeting with my mom to discuss the very elderly women you think should be my next doctor."

"Nobody said anything about meeting with your mom today and we will find you a very loving and experienced woman to be your doctor."

"Yes, VERY experienced. I am sure her granddaughters will let her know if anything has changed in medical history she should know about."

"Get out of my head you demon! I love you... ok, I will be back in a couple hours." Julia kisses Eric goodbye.