"Juuuuliaaa, you are breaking my character. Remember, I am Dr. Corden?"

"Well... Eric.. You just. made me squirt... and drench..the fucking bed."

"My bad, I'll change the sheets and wash these then. Wow pressing up against your A spot is for real. Either that or you are extra sensitive down there because of the IUD."

"My A spot?"

"I have been studying female sexual anatomy for a while."

"How long?"

"Since you scooted my butt down the lunch table last year by bumping your thigh into mine."

"Jesus, Eric... So that is what you wanted to do to me when I invited you over to my parent's house to play?" Eric nods. "Why didn't you explain that to me then? I thought you were just going to poke and prod my butt."

"I didn't know it would work, I didn't want to oversell the experience."

"But, Eric, I had no idea what I was doing to your butt, I was just trying to be gentle with you."

"Julia, I loved what you did."

"Eric, you never come when I take your temperature, how does that even feel pleasurable?"

"Different type of pleasure, besides, remember what happened before you did it. Holding me in front of the toilet? I was nice and relaxed during the procedure."

"Beth, NEVER, did that to me. If you had kept going I would have screamed or passed out. That is absolutely crazy."

"Young lady, I need you to understand something. This thermometer here is not a toy. I am the doctor and I won't having you trying to take your temperature yourself. There is an interesting story about young cheerleaders in the school newsletter. Hmmm baby thermometers and forgetting to wear panties?

"Ugh, Fuck you, Dr. Corden and fuck you Eric and piss off you sorry perverted excuse for a little brother."

Eric laughs hysterically, "Jokes on him. Little fart smeller found a thermometer on the bed thinking it was just in his pretty sister's butt. Just imagine he is going to grow up now looking for a supermodel who gives off a trucker's gas station toilet aroma from her ass."