"Gary, please, you can't fuck this up for Eric. A girl is coming over and she means alot to him. Be on your best behavior. DO NOT talk about her naked body parts or how beautiful you imagine them to be or how you absolutely have to draw her naked. None of it, Gary!"

"Mmmm, ugh, why do you always have to use that word? I hate it and you always use it when you talk to me like I'm stu pid. Is this girl his girlfriend? Do you think she knows he hasn't been circumcised? I told you the day he was born he needed to be circumcised and you didn't let me tell the doctor he could do it. I think we need to warn her about him having a funny looking penis, so she doesn't accidentally laugh when they have sex."

"Gary, Gary, Gary, stop! Just stop. I don't know if she is his girlfriend but I know she is a really sweet girl and it is important to Eric you be nice to her. Don't talk about his penis in front of her and promise me you won't ask to draw her naked...Promise me, Gary!"

"I promise not to draw her naked tonight, Katie."

"Gary, no, that is not what I said. You won't be painting her naked whether you ask or not. What I am asking is that you don't ASK HER!"

"Huh, huh, huh, how do you know she would say no unless you asked her first?"

"Gary, fucking stop, Eric and Julia are coming in 5 minutes. Please promise me, I will make it worth your while if you are on your absolute best behavior and promise me to not to ask Julia to paint her naked!"

"Will you have sex with me and let me paint you naked again?"

"Sex...maybe Gary, maybe, no more naked paintings of me. Look, I will let you pick the next nude model on the website all by yourself. Just please be sweet and respectful to Julia!"

"Eh, ugh, ok, I promise..."

Julia pulls up in her pretty pink Corvette and Eric pulls in beside her. Julia hops out of her car and does a curtsey, "How do I look?"

"Way, way, way too pretty! Did you wanna go first or me so I can shield you from being ogled?"

"I was ogled already by three men I may or may not be working with, it will nice to be told I am pretty by someone who actually matters."

Eric rolls his eyes and opens the door Julia. Katie and Julia squeal and hug eachother and Eric shakes his dad's hand and tries to partially block his view of Julia. Eventually, Gary scoots his chair to get a direct line of sight of the female guest and instantly leans his head back to enjoy his euphoric dopamine hit. Between his drooling and uneven smile he looks like a heavily drugged post coma patient.

"Eric, where did you find this incredibubbly beautiful woman? "

Julia walks over and bends down to hug Gary in the kitchen chair, "I am so happy to finally meet you. I have heard so much about you. Can I plant a big ole wet kiss on your cheek?"

Gary giggles and slobers with delight, "Julie, can you do that again?"

Julia leans in, closes her eyes and makes her kiss more emphatically. Gary puts both hands on her hips and lets one slip and linger on her left butt cheek, "Wow, you've got a nice strong body. Nice and ssssturdy."