"Well, that's interesting. Did Annette Funicello really say that? I can't do the sum, why are we so dumb? She is marrying him because she can't add? Is that the scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz? Would you care to interpret and tell me if I am wrong?"

"Absolutely, you are wrong. The movie is ahead of its time addressing the future gluten allergy epidemic. Notice in the song she sings eggs and bread, ouch my head. She isn't too stupid to do math, it's just a reaction to the gluten."

Julia laughs hysterically then sucks her index finger and sticks it in Eric's ear... "Ok, now Tom is revealing to Annette he was pretending to be dead and she hugs and squeezes him and isn't upset at all he lied. What is she a stupid toy to him?"

"Actually, it is important to the plot. Later in the movie he professes his love by revealing she is just toy to him. He then gets shrunk to the size of an action figure and rescues her by using other toys to help him."

"Are you serious? How can a tiny man use other toys to fight with him, that doesn't even make sense and she just stands by and let's it all happen?"

"It's called chivalry. Even tiny men need to be given the opportunity to impress women with their ability to win them as a prize, by using toys to impress them..."

"So women in the 60s are toys that are won by a man using his toys to impress her?"

Eric kisses Julia on the nose, "Evidently, you adorable doll face!"

Julia reaches into his shirt and tugs on his armpit hair, "Babe, don't worry about the pain, YOU are just MY toy!"

Eric falls asleep on Julia's breast again 20 minutes before the movie ends. Julia bids good riddance to the film and puts it back in the DVD case. She looks at Eric still asleep on the couch and decides he will cramp up and needs to be in his own bed. She bear hugs him lifting him up off the ground and carries him to his room.

Katie wakes up and peeks out her door down the hallway. She is in awe of such a tiny little girl that can carry her son so easily. She catches a glimpse of Julia's sweet face as she holds Eric's face against hers so tenderly.

Julia gently places Eric's head against a pillow and decides to simply undress him rather than put pajama bottoms on him. It's a semi warm night so she decides underwear and Tshirt are sufficient, that and a thin sheet to cover him. She wonders if he sleeps with or without socks, so she she slowly takes one off to gauge his reaction. He is unaffected and in a deep sleep.

He had his pain medicine suppository just before 10 and Julia wonders if it will be enough to give him a good nights rest. Julia can hear Beth screaming in her mind that giving someone a suppository when they aren't conscious and aren't consenting is a horrible feminist crime. Julia shakes off Beth's reasoning and concludes, Eric had given Julia butt access multiple times today and this was a dire situation in which it is essential he get a good night's rest.

Eric's underwear is coming down and he is getting his medicine and that will be that. Julia goes to the kitchen to grab a suppository and takes a few extra in case she meets up again with Eric when he is away from home. Eric looks so relaxed and peaceful, Julia can instantly tell as she is pulling down his underpants his happy dreams have already begun. Katie too is having wonderful safe dreams knowing her little boy is taken care of. Julia even pushes her giant truck down the dirt road putting it in neutral so the loud engine won't wake up Katie or her son when she leaves.