Eric sits on the bed nervously finding it hard to maintain full eye contact as Julia remains thoughtfully silent, "Hmmm, I didn't see the story going in that direction. So you want some payback for that nurse taking your temperature in your tush in front of your Mom and Dad? So how exactly does this story swing back to me?"

Eric begins to stutter as he rubs his neck nervously, "Well, see, I..., I I wanted to do it to you back and you said it would be ok if I told you. I am sorry, I thought you said it would be ok."

Julia puts one tiny manicured hand and squeezes his cheeks and lips with her thumb and finger and gently slaps his forehead with her palm, "I get it, I look like the nurse and you want to put a thermometer in me, but that just can't happen automatically, you need a story and context. Have you even thought of what you wanted to do and why?"

Eric nods, "Sure, I want to put a thermometer in your butt."

Julia sighs, "Lame, lame, and lame!" Julia sits on the bed next to Eric hip to hip. You know Tammy, the chubby red-haired cheerleader? Her grandmother was a registered nurse and super old-fashioned and took her mom's temperature in her butt until she graduated from college, I kid you not! Every flu season Tammy's mom's bare butt was in the air and she thought nothing of it. One day her first college boyfriend was invited in by her father and lo and behold he showed the young man her room and a whole lot more. She was still a virgin, 20 years old and her father, boyfriend and mother stood above her bed looking down on her butt with a thermometer in it. Now that is a sexy trauma! I turned on a like a faucet when I heard that story....

So Eric, tell me again what you want to do and why, be creative!"