When Gianni proposed it was such a beautiful night, we were on a walk on the esplanade and he got down on one knee and asked me to marry him. Of course I said yes! I was giddy, I was happy! I had to run home and call everyone I knew! So we ran to the Red Line, to the Green Line, then ran to my apartment and burst in. Kelly and Brian were there and Kelly and I both held out our hands and seeing each other's ringes both made what Gianni called “The excited girl noise.” aka “Squee!”

Kelly and I almost instantly agreed that we’d switch off phone calls and after about a half hour we sent Gianni and Brian down to the neighborhood bar, about an hour after that we were still giddy as can be and figured we better go fetch our men before they thought we died of happiness, or ran away.

A few days later Gianni’s family was throwing us an “informal” joint engagement party at the Italian American Club. My family was coming down, Kelly’s family, Brian’s family, and of course Gianni’s family… It was going to be a big Friday night event and like 75 people “Informally” there… Right after the event Kelly and Brian were going to the Cape for the weekend and we were both getting ready and getting dressed. Kelly was in the shower and I was in my room with the door open, doing my hair and makeup in a robe.

Kelly popped out of the shower wrapped in a towel. “Hey Megs? Can you do me a favor?”

“Sure Kelly, what’s up?”

“Can you ummm… Give me a really good enema.. More than like a fleet enema.”

“Everything OK Kelly?”

“Well, with this new ring, I kind of want to give Brian a special treat…”

“What does that have to do with an enema?”

“I just said a special treat and asked you to clean me out really good, what do you think Meg?”

“OH Geez Kelly, really?”

“Yeah, we haven’t yet and ummm he’s earned it… I don't do that with just anyone… so yeah I don’t think he’d hurt me…I think he’d take it slow… it’s my second anal virginity…”

“Second virginity?”

“Second anal virginity Meg.” she said with a laugh… “Maybe you should treat Gianna? It’s your only virginity left.”

“Geez Kelly, no! I can’t imagine that feeling so good.”

“It’s ok if he goes slow, and you rub your clit… unless he’s too big… Brian is pretty pencily but long, how big is Gianni?”

“Girthy… wait what?”

“Yeah, if you do try it… Get on all fours, and push out as he pushes in… and use A LOT of lube… Your own wetness is never enough… and yeah push out like you're having a huge poop… and then it’s in… Getting it in is the worst part… then just take it no matter how much it hurts… he’ll melt for you.”

“Oh God Kelly no! And I hate it from behind.”

“I’ve taken it up the ass cowgirl before, it’s not as fun for me cause I don’t wanna be on top…. If you're bendy enough try it on your back? I once had a guy in college grab my ankles and shove it back there to cum… it hurt so much I screamed but… I loved struggling against his grip… and he finished me off right after… Orgasming with your ass in burning pain is such a fun feeling…”

“Oh geez Kelly… What the fuck goes on in your mind.”

“I really don’t know myself but come on help a friend out.” She said, pulling a red enema bag out of the drawer.

“Fine…”

“You know how to do one right?” Kelly asked me as she started filling the bag from the sink and adding some soap to it.

“Yeah this is so weird Kelly…”

“Well you usually have us nurses handle this so I wasn't sure. How is it weird? you’ve seen my cervix.” She said hanging the bag up on the shower curtain rod.

“I guess but… Ummm How are we… Oh my…” I said looking over and seeing Kelly laying naked on her left side on some towels on the floor, bringing her right leg up to her chest.

“Make sure to lube up the nozzle really good… and put it in slowly ok?”

Now even though I am straight, I will say that Kelly has a nice butt, very shapely but also muscular… I knelt down on the floor and put some KY on the nozzle… She obviously grabbed it from the hospital supply closet… Then with one hand I pushed her cheeks apart.

“Bet you never thought you’d get to see my brown pucker again Megs.” She joked as I started to slowly push the nozzle in.

“Shut up Kelly, this is weird enough.”

“Now open the nozzle slowly ok.. SLOWLY…” I began opening the nozzle holding it firmly in place, my other hand still holding her cheeks apart. “Awe… oooh…awe.. Oh my…”

“What now Kelly?”

“I always liked that sensation of the water flowing in… Oh sorry…”

“Good for you, I never had an enema.”

“I’m surprised, my mom used these on us all the time… oh look at the bag shrinking…. I have an extra nozzle.. You really should let me show you how a nurse does one…”

“Shut it kelly, You’re not shoving things in my asshole…”

“Sure you say that now… But… oh bag is almost empty… I;m pretty full… can you turn off the nozzle? Thanks now, help me stand up. Keep the bag higher than me though…Great job Meghan you could have been a nurse. Now I want to try and hold this for 10 minutes…”

“Thanks I guess…”

Then looking at her side profile in the bathroom mirror. “So filled up… but don’t you think it makes me look a little pregnant?”

“I guess Kelly… You don’t really want me to stand her for 10 minutes with you?”

“If you want to? So what’s your plans with Gianni tonight?”

“Just going to have him cook and then we are having a candle lit dinner at his place, probably come back here after because his sister moved in with him…”

“That’s OK I am spending the night at Brians so hey, make all the noises you want.” then after a pause “We are only going to wait till after the wedding to have kids… I mean I am like 29 now?”

“Yeah, so?”

“I don’t know. Maybe I have baby fever?”

“I’m a year older than you though, when I told my mom I got a ring, her first question was how many grand babies do we plan to give her.”

“Oh I told my mom we hope for four.”

“Four! Yeah I maybe want… one or two…”

“I’d take 3 or 5….”

“Kelly this is so weird…”

“Huh? How?”

“I am standing in the bathroom, with a tube in my naked best friend’s ass, while she checks herself out in the mirror, dreaming of being pregnant… all while she’s planning to get fucked in the ass in the next few hours…”

“You knew that I was weird when we signed the lease… Hey, I have an idea!”

“What’s that Kelly?”

“Let’s have a double wedding!”

“Actually, that would be fun.”

“Yay!” Kelly said hopping up and down like an excited school kid then “Oh shit… oh no bad idea, give me the bag and run out of here.”

About a week later I had two days off after three straight 24 hour days. I had been eating like crap from the hospital cafeteria and coffee cart and I was paying for it. I felt awful and was just sitting around watching TV. I had the apartment to myself because Kelly was over at Brian’s, Gianni was working, and I was enjoying some quiet despite the pain. Suddenly I heard the door opening.

“Hey Kelly, what are you doing here?” I said, as she looked over at me in my panties and an old T shirt, on the couch, with a hot water bottle on my stomach. “I thought you were going right from Brian’s to the hospital?”

“Just came by to grab a few things before I go do a night shift… Bad period cramps?”

“No.. God I am so constipated I feel like shit, and we are supposed to meet up with Gianni’s parents tonight. If I don’t have a bowel movement in the next hour, I better stay home.”

“The problem is you don’t feel like shit, you’re just full of shit.” Kelly said with a snicker. “Come on, I can cure you in 20 minutes.”

“Oh no you’re not, I see that look in your blue eyes.”

“What look?”

“The naughty Kelly look behind the big puppy dog eyes… what are you cooking up?”

“Geez Meg, I honestly want to help you, but if you’re going to be like that…”

“OK… what’s the bright idea…”

“You need an enema Meg… Sorry, or wait a day or two for a stool softener to work.”

“Fine… but why do I think you’re going to enjoy this?”

“I am a registered nurse Meg…”

“Whatever, I just want to feel better…”

“OK I’ll go get everything ready and call you in.” A few minutes later Kelly called me over and I saw her red enema bag hanging from the shower curtain rod and towels laid out on the floor. I just looked at everything silently while Kelly stood there smiling, having also changed into her nursing scrubs. “Seriously Meg, you’ll feel so much better, now once I start it, might be weird, and then we need to hold it in a little while… and if you’re really stopped up, I'll need to give you another.”

“Oh fuck Kelly… seriously?”

“First one loosens, second one cleans… Take off your underwear and lay on your left side for me, then bring your right leg up as tight to your body as you can… Now there is a good girl.”

“You’re enjoying this view way too much I bet.” I said with some indignation.

“Well since you’re bringing it up, you have a great ass. Your curves are pretty hot Megs.. OK now down to business.” she said, kneeling down on the floor next to me. “Just relax and I am going to push the nozzle in…”

“Ow!”

“I said relax, not clench your asshole as light as possible…”

“I just can't.. Maybe this was a bad idea.” Then I felt Kelly’s finger making a little circular motion around my anus. “What the fuck are you doing!?”

“Sometimes a little non-penetrating stimulation can help… My mom used to do that to me when I was really fussy about one… I do this sometimes if someone is really tensed up… There, now just relax.” She said as I suddenly felt the nozzle sliding in. I gasped and then Kelly said “Tight ass there Megs.”

“Oh come on Kelly, be professional!”

“I am! I am just observing you have a very nice… I mean tight asshole…”

“You’d never phrase it that way to a patient!”

“No but you’re Meg, you have seen my cervix…”

“Oh God!” I yelped out as she opened the nozzle.

“You ok there Meg?”

“That’s just such a.. It's an odd feeling!”

“Oh I love the feeling when the first rush hits me…”

“I don’t…”

“You might just not be used to it… but to each their own…” She responded as I buried my face in my arms.. “OK bag is winding down. You’re taking this one better than I thought you would… Now Megs we need to have you hold this in ok? I am going to look at my watch… Though I am NOT going to watch you expel this… I am only a professional to a point with my friends..”

“You’re not a professional at all with your friends…”

“Just trying to make this less weird… by complimenting your sweet ass… ok I see your point.” she said with a laugh. “Come on let me help you up…”

“That’s OK” I said as I got up and Kelly held the bag at just the right height. “I’ll admit I checked out your ass too, the other day.”

“I kind of figured Megs… I mean you held my cheeks apart for a while before you put that nozzle in…”

“OK How long do we wait here now?”

“Just like five more minutes… So umm did you like my ass?”

“Yes Kelly, it's very nice…”

“Awesome so is yours… I know it’s not your thing but if you ever did doggy style with Gianna I bet he’d love the view.”

“Reverse Cowgirl if he’s in an ass viewing mood… cowgirl if he’s in an ass grabbing mood… Or If I am in an ass grabbing mood, missionary…”

“Oh Geez Meg TMI.”

“It’s not TMI when you told me how you like being fucked in the ass!”

“I guess not.” she said with a chuckle.. “OK hold the bag about this level… and when you get on the porcelain throne… well you know what to do…”

“Take the nozzle out and have the biggest shit of my life?”

“Pretty much.. Call me if you need me.”

Kelly almost ran from the room, turning on the vent fan, and closing the door while I did my business… And Yeah I felt 1,000% better after I emptied my bowels… A few minutes later I walked out of the room to see Kelly reading Family Circle Magazine.

“Better Megs?”

“Family Circle Kelly? And yes, tons.”

“Studying for domestic life after the wedding. Though, I’ll miss the thrill of a trauma call.”

“Oh yes.. Wait, you're not going to leave us?”

“No, well not right away, but a 7 to 7 after kids might be hard…”

“I haven’t thought that far ahead.”

“Yes and you just want one or two… I want four or five…”

“That’s the Irish in you… I didn’t get that gene… though my mom used to say she wanted as many kids as she could have… When she told me I was going to be a big sister for the 3rd time.. She phrased it as ‘Your mommy and Daddy worked very hard to get you another sibling.’ I had no idea what she meant by that at the time.” I said laughing. “I thought my mom got a part time job.”

Kelly burst out in a full belly laugh. “Well I am sure she worked very hard… or your dad was very hard…”

“Kelly!”

“I’m bad I know, well have a good dinner and see you later gator!”