The nurse there greats me and leads me passed a locked door into a secure area of the ER.

She takes me to one of the rooms which is open in front but has a curtain in front for privacy. So only 3 walls.

She leads me in. There is a bed inside with a sheet on it and a hospital gown on the bed.

She closes the curtain for privacy and then speaks to me. She talks to me in a very condescending tone like you would talk to a little child. I feel like she is talking to me like I am mentally incompetent.

She says in the condescending tone, "OK Joseph I'm going to take off all your clothes and put you into the nice comfy johnnie OK?"

They call hospital gowns johnnies where I live, I don't know why.

So I go along with it. I figure I'll cooperate. I know this isn't necessary but I don't want to give them a hard time.

"OK" I respond.

She takes hold of my shirt and pulls it up over me. I lift my hands up so she can get it off.

She takes it off and puts it aside.

"OK now lift up your leg."

I lift my leg up and she removes my shew.

"Good boy" (in that condescending tone)

This whole time she is acting like I am totally incompetent mentally; like I have the mental capacity of a toddler. And she says everything with that condescending tone people use when they're talking to a small child.

She does the same with my other shew.

"OK I'm going to take your pants off now."

She undoes my belt as I just stand there in front of her.

She removes the belt and puts that aside too.

Then she unbutters and unzips my pants. She then pulls them down to my ankles reviling my boxer shorts.

I'm feeling embarrassed just standing there letting her strip me.

"Lift your leg up."

I lift up one leg to let her partially remove my pants.

"That's a good boy."

She does the same with my other leg and says, "Good." always speaking with that tone of voice.

I realize I start to get hard.

I'm thinking she is going to get me into the hospital gown now.

"I'm just going to take your underwear off now."

Is she serious!

I simply reply, "OK"

She tucks a thumb from each hand under the left and right side of my underwear's waistband, and pulls them down to my ankles exposing my privates.

At this point I can tell I am hard and I look down and there it is sticking up.

Then she has me lift my feet like before so she can remove them.

I then notice she is putting everything in a bag.

"I'm naked." I comment.

I am except my socks. I'm standing stark naked in front of her with my penis fully erect.

I have never been taken to the hospital for psych so this is my first time with an experience anything like this.

"OK let's get your johnnie on."

She takes the johnnie off the bed and holds it in front of me. I hold my hands out to let her put me in it and she walks in back of me and secures the snaps. I haven't seen ones with snaps before, usually they have ties. I guess they use snaps instead so someone doesn't try to strangle themselves with it.

"OK let's get you on the bed so I can check your vitals."

She opens the curtain and goes and gets the stand with the wheels that has the blood pressure cuff and stuff. So she wheels it in.

I sit down on the side of the bed, and she comes in with it and closes the curtain.

She does my blood pressure. She tells me it's a little elevated and asks if I am nervous.

I tell her I am a little and she replies, "Oh, you don't have to be nervous. I'm gonna take good care of you."

Which actually makes me feel a little aroused.

I realize I am hard. And she takes my pulse by putting her two fingers on my wrist, which I can't help feeling a sense of excitement from.

"98. Pulse is normal." she says

98, that's normal? I thought it is typically lower than that.

I say to her, "98 is normal?"

And she says for the first time without having that condescending tone, "Well it is a little on the high side but it is within the recommended range. It should be between 60 and 100."

Back to her condescending tone again she says, "OK let's get your temperature."

I don't think much of her saying that but then she says, "Now lay down on your stomach so I can take your temperature."

Upon her saying that I feel my penis getting hard. So my erection had apparently died down but now it's back again.

I simply say, "OK" and comply.

I have never had my temperature taken like this as far back as I can remember.

I see her put some jell on the electronic thermometer probe labeled with red on the back. There is a probe labeled with blue for oral and a probe labeled with red for rectal.

She comes over and I feel her insert the thermometer into my anus.

I grow a little smile as I lay there with it stuck in me and I feel I am hard.

It feels kind of erotic. I don't ever remember them doing it this way. They always take it orally when I go to the doctors.

After a while it beeps and she reads my temperature. It's normal.

"OK good boy." she says in that condescending voice.

Apparently to her I am not mentally competent.

Here I am a lead computer programmer at my job and she is talking to me and treating me like I am mentally deficient and can't do anything for myself!

But actually I don't mind. I think I might kind of like it.

"OK let's get you in the restraints."

She is going to restrain me now? Is this really necessary?!

"Lay back down on your back so I can strap down your wrists and ankles."

Then she pauses and says, "Oh let me get your bracelet and hospital socks on you first."

I turn over and lay on my back, my erection has died down some.

She puts a hospital bracelet around my right wrist. Then she goes down to my feet, she takes my white socks off and slips slipper socks on them.

"Thank you." I respond.

She goes and grabs a bag in the corner I hadn't noticed before and pulls out the restraints.

She secures the restraints to my right ankle and then to my left arm but with my left arm above my head. And then secures my left ankle and my right arm down below my head. She guides my limbs into the restraints and secures them firmly but not tight. The restraints have soft padding and they feel nice.

She says happily, "You're smiling."

I then notice I am.

"Nice and comfy patient?"

"Yes nurse thank you."

"All set, just relax here and rest and call me if you need anything."

She walks away with the bag of my clothes leaving me there helpless and strapped down opening the curtain as she walks out leaving others walking by to see me like this.

I feel so calm and comfy cozy. I get hard and hope no one notices.

I close my eyes and relax.

This feels nice.